Larry Craig, Republican senator from Idaho, caught being lewd in a men's toilet in an airport.
Are there any gay conservatives who aren't just rabid closet cases? I'm starting to wonder.
Why the bathroom, Larry? Why? haha, he deserves what he gets (including the makeup sex he's going to have with his wife to assure her he's not gay. haha, hope he enjoys that). I would be more sypethetic if he had vote pro-gay at least once, but as it stands... Anyway, I'm guessing Tom DeLay and Fred Phelps, but since they've both already been discredited somewhat, I don't think there's any reason to press that.
"A friend is someone who bails you out of jail; a best friend is someone who stands in the cell next to you and says 'that was freakin' awesome'"
-Dr. Jamie Morris
Just when I thought it was safe to use a public bathroom again.
George Michael was bad enough, now I have to worry about Republican Senators.
I'm just going to stay home from now on, and never leave.
Plainclothes police officer power! I wikied him and under Sexuality comes:
'In 1982, Craig went on network news to deny rumors involving cocaine and sex with male pages.' That makes me laugh so much, except I feel reeeeeally bad for the pages. Especially since if they tried to discredit him, the issue would blow up and their day-to-day experience in the White House (or wherever) would be dogged with rumors or people not wanting to get to know them. Hmm, imagine a plainclothes police officer page.
For crying out loud, how many more conservative politicians trying to make up for their homosexuality by bashing gays and then getting caught soliciting sex to male prostitutes, etc., do we have to deal with? It is starting to seem like I am hearing about this garbage every other day.
OMG thats hilarious! that just made my morning. what surprises me the most is that...he got caught. If your someone who has any chance of being on the news for some reason you got to pick better spots than an airport bathroom XD
**Far from a saint, not quite a sinner**
Ok. Really, how does someone that imbecile gets to be a senator? A bathroom?! I'm starting to lose hope in humanity, really.
" . . . The sun does not shine upon this fair earth to meet frowning eyes, depend upon it." Charles Dickens
Unfortunately, that's just the tip of the iceberg. One of the senators running last year called some guy "makaka", because that was the only word of the guy's native language he knew. What he didn't know was that meant monkey. Haha.
...! Don't they have to take an IQ test or something before postulating? I've seen toddlers being smarter than that. Hahahahahaha.
no. This is a free country, remember? haha.
Closeted homosexual senator says: "Let me be clear: I am not gay and never have been."
"Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there." -- Josh Billings.
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haha, I heard that one on the radio. "never have been." Lol.
That "I am not and have never been gay" statement pissed me off, it makes me wonder what his bloody definition of homosexuality is. He sort of seems to imply that homosexuality is an act.
"Hey get over here Johnny Depp so I can gay you right up the..... ;) "
i heard on the news that it wont hurt this chances for realection if he runs because he done such a good job and the people of idaho will probubly forgive him....but for what, getting caught? or for being a closeted homosexual?
omg that was great
...another senator caught in a bathroom w/ a young kid...that is just wrong...what exactly is his definition of 'homosexual' anyway?
Mental wounds not healing, driving me insane, i'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train- the ozzman
"If you were gay,
That'd be okay,
I mean cause, hey,
I'd like you anyway.
Because you see,
If it were meeeeee,
I would feel free to say
That I was gay
But I'm not gay.
If you were queer,
I'd still be here
Year after year
Because you're dear to me
And I know that you
would accept me tooooo
If I told you today
that I was gay
But I'm not gay...."
There's more but I can't remember the order. It's from an AMV (Anime Music Video) for a show called Ouran Host Club.
I think someone should go to Idaho and play it for Sen. Craig. :D
"Don’t put me underground, I was meant for a life somewhere else.
Please Lord give me the way out before both of us haunt you.
We’ll steal tonight. (We’ll steal tonight.) "--Rise Against, "The Approaching Curve"
i know that song!
the actual song is from avenue Q, it a hilarious song
They're saying on local stations that he's having a news conference in which he's going to resign at 9 AM tommorow...
I read about this in an article in a newspaper. When I finished, I thought, "Wow. This guy is the new Ted Haggard." I mean, seriously.
Oh, and I totally love that "If I Were Gay" song. :D
"Women in rubber will ALWAYS be flirting with me!" --Maureen in the musical RENT
Nope, pretty sure they're rabid conservatives because they're attempting to compensate for what they believe to be a sexual shortcoming.
But...I'm probably wrong....
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i saw a picture in the newspaper and it had this woman holding a sigh that said "Its 12:15, do you know what stall your senators in?" i started cracking up. the poor guy resined :D
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