Why the bathroom, Larry? Why? haha, he deserves what he gets (including the makeup sex he's going to have with his wife to assure her he's not gay. haha, hope he enjoys that). I would be more sypethetic if he had vote pro-gay at least once, but as it stands... Anyway, I'm guessing Tom DeLay and Fred Phelps, but since they've both already been discredited somewhat, I don't think there's any reason to press that.

"A friend is someone who bails you out of jail; a best friend is someone who stands in the cell next to you and says 'that was freakin' awesome'"
-Dr. Jamie Morris

Plainclothes police officer power! I wikied him and under Sexuality comes:
'In 1982, Craig went on network news to deny rumors involving cocaine and sex with male pages.' That makes me laugh so much, except I feel reeeeeally bad for the pages. Especially since if they tried to discredit him, the issue would blow up and their day-to-day experience in the White House (or wherever) would be dogged with rumors or people not wanting to get to know them. Hmm, imagine a plainclothes police officer page.

OMG thats hilarious! that just made my morning. what surprises me the most is that...he got caught. If your someone who has any chance of being on the news for some reason you got to pick better spots than an airport bathroom XD

**Far from a saint, not quite a sinner**

i heard on the news that it wont hurt this chances for realection if he runs because he done such a good job and the people of idaho will probubly forgive him....but for what, getting caught? or for being a closeted homosexual?

**Far from a saint, not quite a sinner**

omg that was great

**Far from a saint, not quite a sinner**

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

"If you were gay,
That'd be okay,
I mean cause, hey,
I'd like you anyway.

Because you see,
If it were meeeeee,
I would feel free to say
That I was gay
But I'm not gay.

If you were queer,
I'd still be here
Year after year
Because you're dear to me

And I know that you
would accept me tooooo
If I told you today
that I was gay
But I'm not gay...."

There's more but I can't remember the order. It's from an AMV (Anime Music Video) for a show called Ouran Host Club.

I think someone should go to Idaho and play it for Sen. Craig. :D

"Don’t put me underground, I was meant for a life somewhere else.
Please Lord give me the way out before both of us haunt you.
We’ll steal tonight. (We’ll steal tonight.) "--Rise Against, "The Approaching Curve"

the actual song is from avenue Q, it a hilarious song

**Far from a saint, not quite a sinner**

I read about this in an article in a newspaper. When I finished, I thought, "Wow. This guy is the new Ted Haggard." I mean, seriously.

Oh, and I totally love that "If I Were Gay" song. :D

"Women in rubber will ALWAYS be flirting with me!" --Maureen in the musical RENT

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