"I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!"
Linda, Good news prayer room [Comments (145)] 2006-Oct-28
I am not sure if I should
I am not sure if I should feel sorry for that woman, or just keep my eyebrows raised for a couple more minutes. Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
" . . . The sun does not shine upon this fair earth to meet frowning eyes, depend upon it." Charles Dickens
*snorts* awwwww......i feel
*snorts* awwwww......i feel bad for her. that's going to be quite a wake-up for her.
"Yes! No! Oh, damn!"
that poor poor women.. she
that poor poor women.. she just has no clue.
~~~Fear is only a verb if you let it be.. don't you dare let go of my hand~~~
Well, I can see how your son
Well, I can see how your son is sneaking the girl in. I'm 16, but I started dating as early as 14, right now I'm in a relationship and if it was myself and I wasn't allowed to date my boyfriend, I would just do it behind my parents back.
I'm such an idiot ha ha.
I need to read things more well rather then skimming through like I always do. That woman is so bloody clueless ha ha.
Rofl I feel sorry for that
Rofl I feel sorry for that woman but that is just too funny
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I travel 'round the block
And I'm not looking to my right
I feel the glass against my cheek
And I can't see you in the light
I break my heart around this
I don't feel sorry for her,
I don't feel sorry for her, I just think she needs a good slap. I'd gladly do it.
Why anyone keeps dirty magazines, or anything of a personal nature, under their beds is beyond me. Getting caught due to that is such a cliche.
"If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race, creed and color, we would find some other cause for prejudice by noon."
- George Aiken
LMAO.That is way too
LMAO.That is way too funny.Hahahahaha
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent-Eleanor Roosevelt
... Let's think for a
... Let's think for a minute? Why would a girl bring a dirty magazine (with men in it nonetheless) to her boyfriends house? And why would they hide it under his bed? I mean REALLY? It makes no sense. HELLO!? Earth. to. brain.
Oh, that poor woman.
Oh, that poor woman. Sometimes I'd like to be that clueless. Wait... this is real, right? It's almost too ridiculous to be true.
Sidera cadentia somnos suadent.
(Aeneid 2.9)
D :
i don't give a shit about the mother, i feel sorry for the kid! She needs to wake up... and, damn, that sucks for him. : (
~haNa
Gosh, what a bad girlfriend.
Gosh, what a bad girlfriend. She reads porn at her boyfriends house. *tut tut* Hah, I want to see this woman when she finally figures things out... XD
Megan: "Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good."
Graham: "Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good."
-But I'm a Cheerleader
What makes you so sure that
What makes you so sure that magazine isn't your son's?
lol
lol thats hilarious. under the bed is a horible place to hide stuff, its always the first spot a parent looks XD mines hidden out in the open because my parents are idiots and they dont look on my book shelf. you hide stuff under your bed when you WANT them to find it.
**Far from a saint, not quite a sinner**
hahahhahahahahahahahahha!!!!
hahahhahahahahahahahahha!!!! that is so AWESOME!! I wish my parents had reacted like that...
haha. "Do you have a girlfriend?!" hahahah!!! Niiiice!
Courage is contagious... be strong, and soon you won't be standing alone.
lol. yeah i feel bad for her
lol. yeah i feel bad for her son. i soooo want to hear that convo.
WT? That is way too
WT? That is way too overpropective.....
F?
F?
:)
Oh man, I wish my secret boyfriend would stop looking at lesbian porn all the time. I mean, so boring, right? Dern secret bf/gfs!
No one has a right to sit down and feel hopeless; there is too much work to do.--Dorothy Day
That conversation is great
That conversation is great material for a Mastercard's 'Priceless' add.
You mother's face when she discovered it was your magazine: priceless.
" . . . The sun does not shine upon this fair earth to meet frowning eyes, depend upon it." Charles Dickens
Hey dad
If you have not had it...its time to sit down and have that father son talk about the birds and bees....Unless you want to become a grandpa soon that is....He needs to know the facts...remember when you were that age..your hormones were raging, Sex was the number one thing on your mind...he is no diff u know...He has those same feelings too and now it the time to tell him about it ALL, and make sure he knows how to wrap that wraskle or ......well you get the idea.....I sat all three of my boys down at the same time and told them...two listened and one didnt...im a grandpa to his daughter now...
oldfoxbob
Genius is not a sign of intelligence, but rather
that of common sense. Humor is the best pain pill.
That made me giggle.
Tee hee.
LMFAO
hilarious, feel bad for her son though.
for the son: ouch. That
for the son: ouch. That woman knows. No matter what she might pray, I think she's already reached the obvious conclusion, and is just so blinded by faith that she is unwilling to accept it. This is going to turn into a long, hard slog for that poor kid.
"A friend is someone who bails you out of jail; a best friend is someone who stands in the cell next to you and says 'that was freakin' awesome'"
-Dr. Jamie Morris