Gaydar

ForeverEndedToday's picture

A definition from urban dictionary:

GAYDAR noun Short for Gay-Radar. The ability to tell when someone near you is homosexual, even if they have given no obvious indications of being so. This is an ability usually possesed by homosexuals and their fag-hags.It's like Spiderman and his Spider sense. He can just "feel" when there is danger nearby. Gaydar allows you to "feel" when there is gayness nearby.

I thought a diagram could be of use:
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I have a pretty good gaydar if I do say so myself. The only times it's off is when I get interested in a person. Surprise, surprise I'm interested in a person again. She's 100% my type, and my type is always 100% straight. But I keep on getting gay vibes from her and I'm not sure it's me because I like her or if she really is gay. On her facebook she didn't put who she's attracted to, so I'm using that to keep hope.

Someone wrote in my honesty box on facebook the other day that they liked me and I had no idea. I tried to figure out who it was but they wouldn't tell me. The frustrating part is it was highlighted in pink so it was a girl. I can't help but wonder if it was my crush. Why can't everyone atleast be bisexual? Actually, don't answer that.

How is everyone?

Comments

nydolls1973's picture

I LOVE that picture. My

I LOVE that picture.
My gaydar sucks butt. It's so bad. SO bad.
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5thstory's picture

I LOVE your pictures! " . .

I LOVE your pictures!

" . . . The sun does not shine upon this fair earth to meet frowning eyes, depend upon it." Charles Dickens

electricity's picture

Well, my girlfriend is

Well, my girlfriend is straight, but has the hots for me, so you never know... maybe everyone does have it in them! Haha.
Yeah I have good gaydar as well. Nice drawing btw, haha. It's quite the gift, and I never tire of having it. It's a beautiful device we're born with.

ACCgirl's picture

Yes...

I second that. My girlfriend is also straight but is okay with making an exception for me. I really do believe that sexuality is more fluid than people like to admit.

you have mad stick figure skills ;-)

Riku's picture

My gaydar is actually really

My gaydar is actually really good. Too bad I always fall for the people I shouldn't. Gay or not. :O

I love that diagram. :3

And good luck with this crush of yours. :)

gaynow's picture

Heh, nice pic. I think my

Heh, nice pic. I think my gaydar is decent, but I haven't gotten to test it much. Meh. To quote the greatest series ever:
Willow: What, you think you have some kind of speical lesbi-dar?
Kenedy: ...you know there's a better word for that, right?

Megan: "Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good."
Graham: "Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good."
-But I'm a Cheerleader

Grace Hughen's picture

I love the diagram. As for

I love the diagram. As for your crush, the evidence you have provided looks promising. Do you have any other friends with gaydars? Maybe you could ask one of them if their gay senses are tingling. (I just love that phrase.)