Once, while I was out with friends, Lirael stated that "Haddie's like my sister, so is Nicole, and Arthur..." She looked at me and got this blank what-can-I-say look, "Arthur is like my sister...slash brother..."-she smiled-"he's like my little Slash." Now she calls me Slash.

My nine-years-old-or-so neice was playing a gameboy the other day and called me Mario, by accident. We had a good laugh, and I had a warm fuzzy happy feeling. I'm a dork. *shrug*

I was walking toward the bathroom once and (still having girl parts, it was obvious /where/ I was going) Haddie stopped me, looked at me with feigned shock and whispered urgently, "You're not allowed in there! You're a guy!"

I was walking to the store, around about a half hour after sundown, and a couple of guys drove by in a car and one of them yelled "Are you a guy or a girl." Pfft! Guess, man, just guess...