Did anyone know I have a gay umbrella? I do! It's rainbow colored and it's really big. I think I'll name her Susie. She's a butch lesbian who lives with her partner, Karen the invisible umbrella (who is also butch), and works part-time as my family's umbrella. :D

Wow. That was random. :D I think this weird entry resulted from a lack of gayness in my life. I need to meet other queer kids. Grr.

Well, at least my hormones aren't driving me bonkers any more. Yay!