Some of the stupidest things I've done and the most fun I've had has been with Shelby....Being pushed up and down the sidewalk between Barnes & Nobles and the theater...In a shopping cart from Target...I was waving like a queen and hitting the barrier wall...Made the kids in the book store laugh and I was laughing so hard I was dizzy...Until the rent-a-cop showed up...And I sobered up real quick and jumped out of that shopping cart...He was trying not to laugh at us and asked us what we thought he should do with us...I did some fast thinking and promised never to do it again if he would just let us go...So he did...He asked if we were really that bored...It was all we could do to nob and look sorry...We were still laughing when we told Shelby's dad and he laughed at us too...And we kept running into the kids from Barnes & Nobels...they got kicked out of the store...Which is funny...So then we got to the part where You have to get 4 people to where their going...In a 3 seat pick up truck...So...Shelby and I in the bed of a pick up goin to Wendy's...Giggling the entire way crackin jokes...Rollin and sliding forward at all the red lights...I swear...The next hit country song will include rolling around in the bed of a pick-up truck with your girlfriend while her daddy drives...Because the play on words is just too much fun...Then sitting in the Chevron with a hooker talking to us after we poped up randomly...The lady was in a car with like a 70 year old man and her head kept poping up and down in and out of view...We just kept laughing the entire time...That lady had a potty mouth like a sailor on leave...Making fun of Shelby's brother for not being able to burp...The kid's 11, he should have that skillby now...Sitting there randomly waiting for the truck to fill up...I belched like a trucker...And for once, didn't turn bright red...Apparently, that makes me a keeper in Shelby's mind...Don't ask me why, I don't know...Oh yeah...And my asnwer to what happened today: Don't ask, don't tell. Yes, it's just that gay...Before we got into any of this trouble...We went and saw "Are We Done Yet" and laughed almost the entire time...well...when we weren't sneaking kisses and making jokes about silly things...I don't know how to not be happy when I'm around her...I'm no longer falling for her...I've fallen...And I dunno...I'm just happy...It's weird when everything stupid you've ever done but never told anybody about becomes un-important and you can suddenly share every secret with somebody...Things I have never told anybody...I can giggle about it...I don't need her to tell me constantly how she feels about me...The random, subtle "I love you's" that come at the most unexpected times make me happier than any constant reminder...Even the crappy parts of life are better with her around...We watch movies on tv with eachother on the phone...Usually this would bore us both silly...But just like we do in the theater, we keep a running commentary...And instead of bitching about me tuning her out for Gilmore girls...we tune each other out because we watch it together on the phone...We're lame, but content in our lameness...I'm happy. I am so freaking happy that I am happy that it just makes me happier...
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