So.... Last night my sister and i had an old school slumper party. 3 of my friends showed up and 3 of her friends showed up of the 7 we invited but we only invited everyone like a week before so it's all good.
But i have soo much to tell that it's all trying to come out at the same time and like i can't barely put it all into words.
So most interesting parts first
Page brought shortbread cookies that were naughty like they had colored icing on them and one was a hariy vagina, the word Bush in green and then like black stuff so it was HAIRY bush, a penis shaped one with teh balls and it was hairy. a rainbow, a surfer, gonorea, ione that said girl on girl, a picture of boobs, a picture of a girls boobs to about her knees, one that said PANTY then had a picture of a thong and then said RAID and many more.
the dirty trifecta- vagina, penis, gonorea



My sis and her friend made up goodie bags of stuff from the dollar store. I got a condom in mine and a huge pixie stick and a bandana i don't know where the condom is i think page stole it which i'm mad about... not that i'd use the condom other then my fingers... which my friend suggested but o well. My friend linz got two bags and each one had a pregnancy test. My friend Heather (who is totaly butch) got men's calone. My friend Brit who is kinda going out with heather and is a lipstick lesbian go like knock off britney spears cologne/perfume.
At like 3 am Lindsay finally decided to use one of her pregnancy tests... it turns out she was negative... which we aren't shocked about.
In the goodie bags tehre were these sparkler things so we had tons of fun out side in the rain with them.

We all got glow sticks as well and so we turned off the lights and pretended to rave and it was really funny because brit was passed out on the floor so it was actually kinda like a rave. We had sooo much fun.
We played truth or dare. I got teh first dare and of course ended up kissing linz... like i always end up doing in truth or dare.
My friend heather kissed Katie which was amusing but we really couldn't see that much cuz it was dark but i took a pic .

We played who's the biggest pervert and for being the most virgin person in the room because i've never dated anyone i beat my sister paulette, linz, and tied with Katie which was quite impressive.
Who's the biggest pervert is a great game you all need to go to your local stag shop or aren't we naughty and buy it!!! One of the questions which is just so gross is have you ever had sex with a corpse... like who is gross enough to do that???

We played N64 alot too. God how i miss n64 like what happened to the days when everyone would sit around the tv all day and play n64... i haven't played video games on the tv in ages.

I'll update more later...