Ohhh Shit!!!!

hellonwheels's picture

So, we had this native american assembly sixth perid today...and I really, really had to take a piss, so I went to the bathroom, where I had to wait for this really old chick/ TA to come out...gahh...anyway, because I went to the bathroom, they wouldn't let me into the auditorium, so I left...and went wheelin' on this trial I'd been hearing about like a mile from my house...so I went there during lunch, and came back during sixth, only this time, I didn't go through the side of the mud pit, but straight thru the center!!! and then the next one, and the final pit...lol.

So, i went around it a few times, till my rig was well covered in mud, and hoped i hadn't done any damage to my car...then, as I went to the end of the trail, right off this one road, the neighbor who lives next to the trail stops his astin-martin right in front of me, kinda sideways on the road...because he saw me coming out of the trailhead...at first, I was like, WTF are you doing dude???!!! then he signaled for me to lower my window, and since i don't have power windows, and my right hand is busted, I couldn't...so I accidentally spun out due to my wet and tread-less tires, and hauled ass back home...I just hope I wasn't there long enough for the guy to get my plates...long story short, It'll be a while before I go wheelin' there again...lol

Other than that, it's been a good week.

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jeff's picture

I feel too butch...

... having just read that. :-)

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hellonwheels's picture

that's what I'm here for jeff...

to give you your daily shot of testosterone...lol. Man, I really do need new tires tho...only prob is, my SUV is a POS gas hog, and new tires, especially BFG A/T's will cost as much as the whole pile is worth...lol. Maybe I shouldn't get tires til they're well past illegal, which they're on the edge of now...lol...god I wish I could clear 36" TSL's...if anyone here other than me and jordin know what those are...lol.

Mental wounds not healing, driving me insane, i'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train- the ozzman