Our resident jerk/homophobe: Arg, So-and-So is such a faggot.
Me: *clears throat* (after my persuasive speech in English class, it should be pretty clear that gay, fag, etc. are not to be used as insults around me.)
ORJ/H: Oh. Okay. So-and-So is such a woman.
D (a jock girl who can get pretty feminist when she needs to): *clears throat*
Me: She's a woman and I'm a faggot, and we could both kick your ass.

Heh. It was fun. That's my little accomplishment for the day. And, I mean, D turned to me and went "You're a faggot? ...Okay." Christ I love living in NYC and going to school with such awesome people...... ^^