That lady has obviously slept with alot of men.
And that other women"What drives a women to toys?"
Like what kind of question is that honestly. Well obviously the women is horny and needs some and her fingers just aren't doing the trick.
~~~NO DAY BUT TODAY~~~
"jack rabbit? see i go back to being a little girl, raised in the country where a jack--a jack rabbit would jump from here to there."
:they both try to say stuff and it gets jumbled:
"no aint talkin bout no real rabbit"
"A friend is someone who bails you out of jail; a best friend is someone who stands in the cell next to you and says 'that was freakin' awesome'"
-Dr. Jamie Morris
LMAO, that was fucking hilarious! thanx for posting it Jeff! oh man... some of the best parts were:
- when she acted out the jackrabbit with her hand
-"He won't even buy ya shrimp from Long John Silver. What's that plate, like $2.99? But he'll get ya a mouth full 'o sperm..."
-"Yeah Daddy, that's it!"
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That lady has obviously
That lady has obviously slept with alot of men.
And that other women"What drives a women to toys?"
Like what kind of question is that honestly. Well obviously the women is horny and needs some and her fingers just aren't doing the trick.
~~~NO DAY BUT TODAY~~~
*queasy*
Oh my gosh, that was really gross.
~May the spirits guide your every move...to assure you please her in all the right places XD
What was that?! Ahhhh...my
What was that?! Ahhhh...my head!
haha i loved the jack rabbit
haha i loved the jack rabbit part--
"jack rabbit? see i go back to being a little girl, raised in the country where a jack--a jack rabbit would jump from here to there."
:they both try to say stuff and it gets jumbled:
"no aint talkin bout no real rabbit"
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LMAO "penis power". "A
LMAO "penis power".
"A friend is someone who bails you out of jail; a best friend is someone who stands in the cell next to you and says 'that was freakin' awesome'"
-Dr. Jamie Morris
-. .^
PUBLIC ACCESS?????? christ, what is this world coming to? you can find anything on youtube these days. *rolls eyes*
"Intellectual cleverness is often distrusted by those who don't possess it."
O_O
Goodness gracious.
"Living to ejaculate" o.0
"Living to ejaculate" o.0 alrightie then, I don't think I'm watching the other seven minutes of this....
O_O
I am so. So. Never touching a penis after hearing that.
Rectum full of sperm? :|
*runs in circles screaming, covering ears*
I am so sending this to everyone I know :P
PUSSY POWER!!!
LMAO, that was fucking hilarious! thanx for posting it Jeff! oh man... some of the best parts were:
- when she acted out the jackrabbit with her hand
-"He won't even buy ya shrimp from Long John Silver. What's that plate, like $2.99? But he'll get ya a mouth full 'o sperm..."
-"Yeah Daddy, that's it!"
Heh-heh
Ha. She said 'penis'
"Sexual intercourse began in nineteen sixty-three (which was rather too late for me)"