I'm over at my aunt's. She's going to drop me at youth group tomorrow night. ...which is at the Pride Centre. ...she? doesn't know I'm bi. ...this will be how I come out to her, as well as my cousin. My dad and I think this is the funniest thing since that thing with that guy who got drunk. My mom hasn't commented. I haven't told my grandma of the evil plan. When I first decided to do it, and told my parents, for the next day, every now and then my dad and I would just look at each other and start laughing. We share a sense of humor slightly off from the rest of society.