So tomorrow is Valentine's day (for some it's today), and it's just so depressing (not in the clinical sense, of course). How do we, the new age gays/lesbians of 2007 cope with being single? Don't tell me you are single and you are happier than ever, because psychological science has proved that involved people are happier than single people.
Oh, and don't forget to grab chance by the balls. Today, I missed my chance at getting to know a very nice boy. Don't let this happen to you! (Although, you can alternatively argue that, if you are meant to be, chance will let you meet again. Despite the fact that there are like, 40,000 people in my university.)
Happy Valentine's day everybody!