Valentine's Day... how depressing...

toblerone's picture

So tomorrow is Valentine's day (for some it's today), and it's just so depressing (not in the clinical sense, of course). How do we, the new age gays/lesbians of 2007 cope with being single? Don't tell me you are single and you are happier than ever, because psychological science has proved that involved people are happier than single people.

Oh, and don't forget to grab chance by the balls. Today, I missed my chance at getting to know a very nice boy. Don't let this happen to you! (Although, you can alternatively argue that, if you are meant to be, chance will let you meet again. Despite the fact that there are like, 40,000 people in my university.)

Happy Valentine's day everybody!

Inkblot's picture

Um...

Stuff for the single chap/chappess/whatever on Valentine's Day:
-eat ice cream
-hang out with friends
-watch fun movies
-write/read dirty limericks
-masturbate

Do I shock you darling?
-Sally Bowles, Cabaret

Duncan's picture

I like your plan of action.

I like your plan of action. I plan to do some of the pre-described actions after school. Some now... I'll let you decide which.

Guys are pretty confusing, and apparently drooling over them doesn't really break the ice...

-Ruby-'s picture

for sure

valentines day is pathetically emo for me too... the girl i was with recently broke up with me... PLUS it's her fucking birthday TODAY (Feb. 13)... so i just think about her being with that stupid bitch she left me for. FUCK! this valentines day i dunno what im gonna do. maybe chill with friends and eat some good food and watch a movie... or get drunk and watch the L word and cry.
good times.
:o)

haNa's picture

V-Day?

I think maybe we should all deal with Valentines day the way I do... It's been Valentines day for 39 minutes and I just realized it was this month. It's a day created by capatalists for profit, just ignore, unless of course you want to take advantage of the post V-Day candy sales. Which, if I were you, I would totally do.

Eh, it's a day. 24 hours. Spend most of asleep, or too busy to be miserable. The way I live my life.
wh

~haNa

dreamers imagine someday's picture

It's called the Great San

It's called the Great San Francisco Pillow Fight!!!...but I am still in the hospital so I can't go, but my friends will visit me and we will probably go stare at the babies in the maternity ward...that is what I do.

V is the bomb, he blows with anarchy!!!

whateversexual_llama's picture

It's not Valentine's day,

It's not Valentine's day, silly. It's National Single's Awareness Day.

Whatever I did, I didn't do it.

theonechickcagelle's picture

Yeah, Singles Awareness Day.

Yeah, Singles Awareness Day. A SAD day.

"It's like Dillinger once told me, 'It's always darkest just before they turn on the lights!'"

andyouwillknowmebythesoundofmyname's picture

party

I have an idea.
It's a little late for most, but my best gay friend and I decided to throw (he is dong all the work) a little singles party to bemoan the unfairness of it all.
We all come dressed in black (but a few honorary couples are allowed to come, they have to wear red so we know they are off the menu).

There must be other single people bemoaning this day.
don't suffer alone!

organize to collectively hate this day with other lonely people

and eat chocolate

Grace Hughen's picture

Every year I dread

Every year I dread Valentine's Day - and every Valentine's Day turns out better than I'd hoped. Why? The answer is: Chocolate. :)

Hyacinthus's picture

EVIL DAY!!!

GAH I HATE VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!!!! ALL THE HAPPY COUPLES ANNOY ME!!!! PLUS THERE'S THE WHOLE EVIL COMMERCIAL ASPECT TO IT!!!!!

"Persuasive speech, and more persuasive sighs,
Silence that spoke, and eloquence of eyes."
- The Iliad (bk. XX, l. 315), (Bryant's translation)

pomegranate's picture

National Single's Awareness Day....LOL!!!

love it! funny, funny, funny!!! go whateversexual_llama!!

theonechickcagelle's picture

I fucking hate this holiday.

I fucking hate this holiday. and it doesn't help when i'm moody and the girl i like has a boyfriend and flirts with every other guy in the musical cast.

"It's like Dillinger once told me, 'It's always darkest just before they turn on the lights!'"

utter_insanity's picture

Dun-dun-dun! Here is...

...a video I love that seems to sum up most singles' V-Day complaints:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=HtjGgD9bMsM


"Women in rubber will ALWAYS be flirting with me!" --Maureen in the musical RENT

Inkblot's picture

Heh

Heh-heh, Cupid with an Uzi. Just darling.

Do I shock you darling?
-Sally Bowles, Cabaret

jomari_15's picture

...

TODAY IS NOT V-DAY BUT I DID COMPLETELEY NOTHING IN V-DAY JUST SLEEP AND WATCH HOW ALL THOUSE HAPPY COPLE GAVE PRESENT TO EACH ATHER (BORING) AND LISTEN TO MYGRANDMATHERS PET TALK "OHH U NEED TO GET A BF SO HE CUD GIVE U PRESENT IN THIS SPETIAL DAY" I JUST WHANTED TO STIK MY FIST UP HER TROUGHT BUT W/E... IT WASENT A BAD DAY CAUSE MY MOM GAVE ME CHOCOATE LMAO AND MY DAD, WELL IS JUST LIKE THE ATHERS V-DAYS BORING AS FUCK WITH OUT A GF LOL W/E...

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