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28 February, 2007 - 4:57am — thoughtgoddess

Assuming that the weight of a Twinkie is aproximately 5 g, the force with which it would hit the ground after being dropped from the Empire State Building would be about 0.4662 N.
Well, now what am I going to do? My plans of spending my days atop the ESB causing people to die by Twinkie have been foiled.
...see, 'cause my friend and I were talking about her fobia of movie theaters and how the food is really bad for you, and then we got on the topic of twinkies, and how long they'd last, and somehow it got on to what would happen if you dropped one from the Empire State Building. So I figured it out. The results weren't particularly exciting. *pouts*
I mean, c'mon!
"Oh, I'm so sorry to hear about Bob. How did he die?"
*sob* "It was death...by Twinkie!"

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28 February, 2007 - 5:07am — Icarus
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could repeat the whole

could repeat the whole twinkie thing......in english?

"Yes! No! Oh, damn!"

28 February, 2007 - 4:53pm — whateversexual_llama
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LOL! And,

LOL!

And, Lost_in_Wonderland, she means that the amount of force a twinkie would gather falling from the top of the empire state building is not nearly enough to kill someone. It would make a rather nice splat though.

Maybe you should drop a lead twinkie look-a-like off the ESB. Then it would hit someone's head ((CLANG)) and they would go, like, "HEy! Where's the cream fillin'?" And die.

Whatever I did, I didn't do it.

1 March, 2007 - 4:40am — thoughtgoddess
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Okay, so there's this myth

Okay, so there's this myth that if you drop a Twinkie off the Empire State building nothing will happen to it at all. No splat, nothing, 'cause it's that chemically enhanced. That's why I chose a Twinkie for the above wierd test. Because...seriously? That's really disgusting if it's true.
And...roflmao, yes! I wonder if someone would want to make a living selling lead twinkies to hopeful murderers? XD