What is with men today? Fucking roomie left without telling me where he was going or when he would get back, and now I have to fucking worry about him all night. I even brought the fucker food, which I will probably eat in spite later (never let good food go to waste).

Guy who I exchanged numbers with is being a dick, not answering my calls, not calling me when he is supposed to. Why can't I just be asexual? My twin brother is asexual, why can't I be? I could really focus on my book and schoolwork if I could only remove my gonads. GRRRRRR HISSSSSY FIT

The only thing stoping me from massacring all you men is my brother Gregory who filled my ipod with good music. So all y'all say a prayer for him, cuz he is the only thing between me and a worldwide katana tour, if you know what I mean.