nerdy pick-up lines

sugarmagnolia's picture

this is what i think about in classes...

--while the cute TA offered to help me light my bunsen burner in chem lab:
"come on baby, light my fire"

--while studying the EKG in biology: "you make my heart go wild"

--geography: "i'll bela your rus"

haha. just thought i'd share.

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theonechickcagelle's picture

the only nerdy thing i can

the only nerdy thing i can think about right now is 'white and nerdy' by wierd al. it's stuck in my head. it's also making me laugh.

Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?

taste the rainbow's picture

In my classes I spend my

In my classes I spend my time learning how to make drop noises with my mouth. Well, actually I mastered that last year and I now do sudoku puzzels and talk talk talk to everyone, friends, random people who I don't usually hang out with at all, the koreans( i love their clothing!), and even the teachers. My pre-cal teacher taught in Japan for five years so he's pretty interesting, and wierd :/ he's also a good person to talk to about university and stuff of that sort.

"What they don't know can't hurt them

but it sure as hell can hurt me"

Hobbit's picture

today someone had written on

today someone had written on the board in bio class, "your so hot you denature my enzymes", just thought i'd share. (and it was an appropriate description of the girl next to me ^^)

hugs, luck, and peace

I lost two cities, lovely ones. And, vaster,
some realms I owned, two rivers, a continent.
I miss them, but it wasn't a disaster.

Cleopatra's picture

another nerdy pick-up line. rofl

you are like an imaginary number, you seem so unreal. lmao

Sticks and stone can break my bones, but names won't hurt me!

raining men's picture

Library card

I've got my library card so I can check you out

"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suf-fer-ing"

Fox's picture

Do you have a map? Because

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes...
or
Are you wearing space panties? Because your butt is out of this world.