Lesbians At The Mall! YES!

Toph's picture

Today was very pleasant. FRICKIN' YES!

I went to the mall today with my parents. As usual, I separated from them and went wandering around. I went to Spencer's and saw a poster of the T.A.T.U. girls making out. HOTT!!! I really wanted to buy it except for two things: I'm broke and where would I put it? I could keep a secret lesbian shrine in my closet, but that's risky. But my brother has pictures of nearly naked girls on his wall, so what'll be the problem if I have a poster of two kissing girls? Well, there is the whole fact that I'm a girl. But then again my parents need to realize that many females no longer fit the status quo....

Anyway, I was drooling over the picture when I heard the comment, "It's nice, right?" I turn around to see a curvy, beautiful brunette right in front of my very eyes. I nearly had a heart attack from the wondrous sight of her. I smiled meekly at her, unsure if her remark was sarcastic or not (I'm not good at distinguishing sarcasm from truth.) She laughed at me and walked away. She was then rejoined by her girlfriend who was obviously off looking at something else. They both turned around and smiled at me before kissing each other. Oh my gosh! It was, like, amazing! I have witnessed lesbian love. YES!

It was just so cute!

Now only if I can get Allyson to kiss me....

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peanut_gallery's picture

Awww That's adorable! I

Awww

That's adorable!

I never see gay or lesbian couples when I'm outside the house. What's weird about that, though, is that I live in a really really liberal city. One of my friends has a pair of moms... does that count?

But Tatu was fake!

Toph's picture

It does in my book! :D

It does in my book! :D

I've never known anyone with 2 moms or 2 dads (that isn't the result of divorce and remarrying.) I'd like to be a mom one day with my future lovely wife. She'll be the one to bear the child though. Not me. Unless we adopt. And we'll be married happily ever after. (Hopefully I won't fall in love with a man. I don't want to. Eck. But you never know. Life and love are funny like that.)

Oh, and the whole Tatu was fake ordeal is controversial. I've heard that the sexual stuff was staged, but they did have a puppy love thing going on for awhile. But, no matter, it's still hott! My gosh, I sound like a horny heterosexual boy :P

~May the spirits guide your every move...to assure you please her in all the right places XD

808Chik's picture

wow...good for you lol i

wow...good for you lol i love seeing lesbians at the mall. but it is kinda rare though sigh....you're luckie though the ones i've seen weren't beautiful like how you describe the girl to be...blah lol. well congrats on seeing lesbian love and i hope you get your kiss ;)

"i am who i am, so don't judge me for being myself"

Y - GuRl's picture

niceee

Haha that's hot! I see a few lesbian couples around here, but unfortunately none of them choose to make out in front of me :o

yep_im_a_stalker's picture

I remember this time..

I was in the car with my sister (I was in..7th grade I believe) and I was looking out the window and I saw these two girls holding hands. Then they stopped in front of a house (assuming it was one of theirs) and they hugged. This didn't seem like a big deal but then they kissed and I was like "omg no way--they actually EXIST???" Like it seriously never crossed my mind that lebsians were...out there.

I do remember the whole TATU thing..I would've been in 5th grade I think. That whole thing just seemed like it was unreal to me. It was funny because I was aware that gay men exist, but women? Pfft--no way.

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Riski_Call92's picture

Mmm...I dunno what Tatu is,

Mmm...I dunno what Tatu is, but this "Girls making out on a poster" sounds seriously hot!! XDDDDD :D ...Now I want a poster of that!! DX Heh.

~Randi

Toph's picture

Talk about irony XD

That's quite funny because the poster I saw is the same pic of the two girls kissing in your "Girls kissing girls is orgasmic" thing XD

~May the spirits guide your every move...to assure you please her in all the right places XD