You might be a crazy dyke if:

-You find yourself obsessively cutting out pictures of beautiful girls from magazines and plastering them on your walls/furniture/binders (or stashing them in a secret duotang kept filed in your desk)...

-You own a staggering variety of wifebeater tank-tops, in assorted colors, styles, and levels of tightness...

-You have been thru the experience of yelling at a girl u were having sex with because she had long finger nails and refused to cut them...

-When shopping for an item of clothing, such as a t-shirt, you sometimes buy the same item in a different color for your girlfriend (and think thats REALLY cute)...

-When you're buying underwear, like bras and panties, you automatically select your purchases based on what you think your girlfriend will like on you...

-In your fantasy world, there is an ice cream store that carries flavours such as "girls lips" and "pussyjuice"...

-When your mom/grandma/aunt/neighbor (or various other older woman) asks "So, have u met any nice boys lately???" u reply:
"no... but i've met a lot of nice girls" (wink wink)....

-When someone says, "But you dont LOOK like a lesbian" you say,
"And you dont LOOK like an asshole, but..."

-You find yourself ruthlessly hitting on taken straight girls, because ur certain that they'll break up with their boyfriend and come out as bi, any day now...

Feel free to add ur own! :o)