Asking someone of the same sex to marry you makes them the most uncomfortable.

flugzeug712's picture

If you've been following my escapades, here's the next installment. I couldn't resist today.

Last night I texted my crush asking her if her not being able to show up for a study group meant we weren't going to sleep together that night. Her reply was "sorry, you're going to have to sleep alone tonight"

Today in Chem, I can't remember what we said exactly but I do remember it ending in me asking her to marry me. She said, "awkward". Yeah, that's her reply to almost everything I say.
So there was some thing that she needed help with and she said," can you show me how to do it." then she paused and said "the problem" and started laughing hysterically making me laugh hysterically.(I know run-on)
I said, " come over tonight around nine" Yeah, that's when it got a little awkward. I said I can show you... not that I know how. Her reply, don't worry I do. So I said... alright, come over tonight and we can practice.

After school, I texted her to remind her to come over tonight. she replied, awkward. so I said I was serious. she said I know. so I once again replied, what time should I expect you. I 'm waiting for an answer now.

To bad she has a boyfriend. Yeah. I can still try can't I.

Oh and sorry about the decline of my grammer as I progressed. I got a little excited.

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Hobbit's picture

you've been making me laugh,

you've been making me laugh, truth be told. i guess your just having a rabid spree of awkwardness. extra luck with the crush. ^.^

hugs, luck, and peace

I lost two cities, lovely ones. And, vaster,
some realms I owned, two rivers, a continent.
I miss them, but it wasn't a disaster.

adrian's picture

What's next ?

Groping straight people in crowded areas makes them most uncomfortable. ?
=P

I'm really interested in seeing how this can escalate even further =P

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flugzeug712's picture

Yeah I'll try that

Yeah I'll try that today.

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msquared's picture

Pretty much amazing...

Yowza! And I thought car chases were suspenseful!

"Those who dream by night, in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that all was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, and make it possible." T.E. Lawrence

Riku's picture

I had a friend who used to

I had a friend who used to grab my arm and tell everyone that we're engaged, sometimes I'd play along, sometimes I wouldn't. Most of the time I just said "I love how you decide these things without asking me first" XD.
It actually is really akward having someone tell you that like that, especaily when you have a crush on the girl who says these things to you. But, I wouldn't trade those memories for the world. Hehe. She's my girlfriend now.

Anyways, these posts are amusing. Good luck with the crush. :)

Pixiecorpse6's picture

I love you. Will you marry

I love you. Will you marry me?

man, I think I'll ask my girl that tomorrow :) Sorry for copying you, but I wanna know how she'll react ^_^

whateversexual_llama's picture

Man, I am married to a

Man, I am married to a straight girl. It's a long story, but back in 6th grade I had a crush on this girl, and the next year we decided that we were married. We keep adopting our friends (we have 5 daughters and a son, all of whom are female in the real world. One of them is only half a daughter. She's my lovechild.), a dog and a Great Uncle Waldo, and I have a 'co-worker.' (also our friends).

I recently got a girlfriend, at the same time that she got a boyfriend. Too bad. We'll always be husband and wife.

Be yourself. Because if you're busy being someone else, then who's gonna be you?