Twas the night after christmas,
and all thru the house,
every creature was sturring ,
including the mouse.

The stockings were thrown,
in the corner who cared,
dishes were piled ,
miles high up the stairs.

Grand pa and Grand ma
were singing a song,
while junior was upstairs,
a flinging his dong.

The children were all snug,
and tucked in to bed,
while visions of tits and dicks,
danced in their heads.

Ma and I just settled down
to a long sexy night,
when up on the roof, a crash...
what a fright!!!

Quick out of bed
I flew like a flash,
tripped on my dick,
and put my head thru the sash.

Out on the lawn,
I saw such a fright,
a fat drunken man,
Oh God....what a sight.

His hand on his dick,
pissing in snow.
writing some words,
that from here I didn't know.

He jumped in his sleigh,
and with a roar from his belly,
he belched real loud,
and shook like jelly.

On dasher, on comet,
on cupid, on blitzen,
get up you old bastards,
Or your balls I'll be kicken.

Then I heard him exclame,
as he rode out of sight,
Piss on you all,
its a hell of a night!