Gah! Or, being female sucks.

12 July, 2006 - 8:25pm — milee13

I hate being female.
Oh, and I hate tampons too.
Why can't I be one of those nice sterile people?
I blame my sisters' mutual friend who is currently giving birth. Damn her.
I hate cramps too. I hate cramps when I have to walk to a damn job interview, I hate them when I'm sleeping. I hate them.
And I'm going to women's college--it's going to be a constant bloody hormonal estrogen fest, I'm going to go insane, all of my male friends are going to have been right.
Why?! Why?!

I think I'm done now, and I apologize if anyone is creeped out by this. I think I kept it very tame.

Two lesbians can't make babies, why can't we just not have periods and adopt? That would be excellent evolution.

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12 July, 2006 - 10:35pm — raining men

Hey

Hey, I was expecting something much more disgustingly graphic

"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suf-fer-ing"

12 July, 2006 - 10:46pm — jeff

Umm...

Two lesbians can make babies, just can't conceive them together.

At a women's college, you'll at least have the advantage of everyone's periods synchronizing?! So... you have that going for you.

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12 July, 2006 - 11:01pm — kaia

ok 2 words. The Pill. go

ok 2 words. The Pill.

go to ur doctors and tell them about wanting to control ur period and cramps. the pill isnt just good for contraception but for regulating and making ur period lighter and lessening cramps. the effects are different from person to person. but ask ur doctor and he/she will be able to help ya find the right one for your needs. xx

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13 July, 2006 - 1:07am — the ghost

I have to say that rant sound

I have to say that rant sounded kinda funny,and yeah I agree with you cramps suck!

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13 July, 2006 - 1:43am — utter_insanity

Hear, hear!!

Yep, I agree, periods suck. Some company should make signs that we women can buy and wear around our necks that say, "PMS Alert--do NOT mess with me today" or something. That would seriously rock. I know it sounds corny, but I know I'd love it.

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