I hate being female.
Oh, and I hate tampons too.
Why can't I be one of those nice sterile people?
I blame my sisters' mutual friend who is currently giving birth. Damn her.
I hate cramps too. I hate cramps when I have to walk to a damn job interview, I hate them when I'm sleeping. I hate them.
And I'm going to women's college--it's going to be a constant bloody hormonal estrogen fest, I'm going to go insane, all of my male friends are going to have been right.
I think I'm done now, and I apologize if anyone is creeped out by this. I think I kept it very tame.
Two lesbians can't make babies, why can't we just not have periods and adopt? That would be excellent evolution.