Forum Games..... The Corrupted Wish
Ok, seeing as the old game is apparently "stale" *glares at adam* heres a new one. Its lots of fun, *evil cackle*. Ok so the object of this game is to grant the previous posters wish, ala monkey paw style.
ie:
User A) I wish I had a pony
User B) Granted, but the pony has a prefernce of human flesh for its food and consumes you in your entirety in a matter of minutes.
So nice and simple, Make sure you make a wish after granting one or ELSE.
I wish my peircing wasn't infected
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Granted
But it's full of anthrax.
I wish it wasn't so hot.
Andre The Human Dictionary Strikes Again!!!!!!!!
98 percent of the teenage population will try, does, or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
granted, but now u melt becau
granted, but now u freeze to death...
i wish i had the guts to come out to my mom
"Never apologize for saying what you feel. It's like apologizing for being real."
Granted, but she then tells y
Granted, but she then tells you that she isn't your real mother.
I wish I could find a really nice guy to be with.
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Felix qui potuit rerum cognoscere causas
Granted
But he's straight and says you two are just friends.
I wish I could get some sleep.
Andre The Human Dictionary Strikes Again!!!!!!!!
98 percent of the teenage population will try, does, or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
Granted, but you don't wake u
Granted, but you don't wake up for 3 days, and miss a call from your friends, asking you if you want to go on a road trip across the country, and you realize that they've already left.
I wish I could sing.
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Felix qui potuit rerum cognoscere causas
Granted,but then you loose th
Granted,but then you loose the ability to speak and have to sing every sentence forever and ever.
I wish I owned a drum kit
Granted, but you then are una
Granted, but you then are unable to play it, as you lose your hands in a terrible car crash.
I wish my school had a photography class.
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Felix qui potuit rerum cognoscere causas
Granted,but you are too late
Granted,but you are too late to sign up for it and there is no place
left for you in it.
I wish I could fly
Granted, but Dick Chaney shoo
Granted, but Dick Chaney shoots you down
I wish that I could fart any scent in the world!
Granted, but then you lose yo
Granted, but then you lose your nose in a horrible cooking accident.
I wish they would rebuild the park near my house.
Pork will be poultry when pigs fly...
98 percent of the teenage population will try, does, or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
Granted, But then they pass a
Granted, But then they pass a law that no one over 15 is allowed in.
I wish i could sell some art.
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"Id much rather to be hated for who I am than loved for who Im not."
granted, but druggies take it
granted, but druggies take it over and anyone who goes in there gets either raped or bashed up
i wish my bladder was bigger
I'M JUST A GYPSIE WITH WONDERING EYES.
granted, but your bladder
granted, but your bladder then begins to squeeze out all your other organs, leaving you with only a bladder.
i wish life wasn't so damn complicated.
"Yes! No! Oh, damn!"
GRANTED, BUT U'R BRAIN BECOME
GRANTED, BUT U'R BRAIN BECOMES "SIMPLE" TO GO WITH U'R NEW "SIMPLE" LIFE
I WISH MY FLATMATE WOULD DIE, AM I ALLOUD TO WISH FOR THE SMAE THING TWICE??
I'M JUST A GYPSIE WITH WONDERING EYES.
no and your computer kills yo
no and your computer kills you for it
GRANTED!!!! but thrn you find
GRANTED!!!! but thrn you find out he has a twin named josh..... and the flatmate is also gay. When he dies he becomes super hot. to bad his dead!!!
i wish i could have (insert girls name with four letters ---- ) right now as shes cool.
granted, you date this girl f
granted, you date this girl for a while and finally the time comes for the two of you to have sex and suddenly she grows a huge juicy penis!
i wish my flatmate would die
I'M JUST A GYPSIE WITH WONDERING EYES.
granted but you are too never
granted but you are too never say another word on this game about him as its getting stale! :P
i wish alex new how much i like her (ALLY READ THIS!!!!! love you princess.)
granted but she don't like yo
granted but she don't like you back
i wish the person that lives in the same unit as i would cease to exist?
I'M JUST A GYPSIE WITH WONDERING EYES.
granted, but you cease to exi
granted, but you cease to exist as well, as your flat is sucked into another demension.
i wish i had a girlfriend.
"Yes! No! Oh, damn!"
Granted, but your girlfriend
Granted, but your girlfriend goes psycho and dismembers you.
I wish I had a smoothie
Pork will be poultry when pigs fly...
98 percent of the teenage population will try, does, or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
granted but it turns into sta
granted but it turns into staples in u'r oasophagus and you die!!!!
i wish my flatmate would die
I'M JUST A GYPSIE WITH WONDERING EYES.
ADAM!!! we get that you want
ADAM!!! we get that you want your flatmate to die. please, for the sake of our sanity, think of something else. please?
oh yeah, and i wish i could sleep.
"Yes! No! Oh, damn!"
ROFL!!!! BUT IT'S WHAT I WANT
ROFL!!!! BUT IT'S WHAT I WANT DAMNIT!
FINE FINE
granted, but your bed eats you!
i wish......hmm, i wish all people called alex hutchins died
I'M JUST A GYPSIE WITH WONDERING EYES.
*ahem...imunalia darling....a
*ahem...imunalia darling....ah...do you reckone maybe...you could start up a new game, this one is getting a little bit...hmm, a...STALE.* tehe!
no but seriously, is there any others we can play, this one was great but i mean, look how many times i've posted already! GOSH IT'S LIKE I'M PLAYING BY MYSELF..or rather, with myself...ew
anyway i'm raving now, tehe, toodles!*
I'M JUST A GYPSIE WITH WONDERING EYES.
i grant wish adam however he
i grant wish adam however he would finde his room m8 dead, in adams bed, wearing all his clothes, having thrown up on his posetions. mmmmm gnarly
i wish i had sompthing other tham XP to run on this computer, its just so godam user friendly, it sikens me :P
also i wish sarah wsnt upset with me, nd i wish sally was back from tenarife, in my bed, like on monday night :D
lolol
I grant screv's wish, but your computer now runs Windows Evil Edition, automatically making viruses and sending them to other users, you try to stop it, but it stabs you with a UBS cable instead, sucking you into cyberspace.
I wish I had a boyfriend. D:
~Behind this smile is everythign you'll never understand.~
Granted
But he's abusive and smells funny.
I wish I could get laid.
Andre The Human Dictionary Strikes Again!!!!!!!!
98 percent of the teenage population will try, does, or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
fuckedy fuck fuck!
fuckedy fuck fuck!
i grant D L's wish (thnx m8y
i grant D L's wish (thnx m8y ;) you have a perfect bf, who you love and cherish, as he does you, however, he lives in a remote valley in the russian mountains, no pjones or power, and mail once a month, and you may only journy there 2 times a year
i wish i had a better job, i get 4:16 an hour, i work 38 hrs a week, incudin evry saturdy, nd monday nd thurs 11-8. that sux. oh nd i get teaxed 40 quid per week to
Screv's wish granted. You hav
Screv's wish granted. You have a new job and get paid $45 and hour, but your job is to kill for a living, you have a chip in your head, that makes you kill relentlessly.
I wish I could come out easily. D:
~Behind this smile is everythign you'll never understand.~
Granted,but the people you co
Granted,but the people you come out to have short term memories and so you have to come out to them every time you see them.
I wish I had a pet monkey
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent-Eleanor Roosevelt
Granted, but the pet monkey i
Granted, but the pet monkey is possessed by demons and hexes everyone you show it to, enticing them to thier deaths.
~Behind this smile is everythign you'll never understand.~
Granted, but the pet monkey i
Granted, but the pet monkey is possessed by demons and hexes everyone you show it to, enticing them to thier deaths.
I wish I had a vehicle. :|
~Behind this smile is everythign you'll never understand.~
FUCK FUCKEDY FUCK! FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCKEDY FUCK!
FUCK FUCKEDY FUCK!
O.O
Do you have a problem? Or are you completely ignorant? Must you post completely pointless and random comments such as that on a forum? You must be very young, or have no life. Grow the fuck up.
And I apologize in advance to anyone that took offense to this, except the person I wrote it too, with is Adam.
~Behind this smile is everythign you'll never understand.~
meow
shove it up u'r clacker mother fucker
That'll all you can comment w
That'll all you can comment with? LMAO You are as dumb as I thought! *falls out of chair laughing* Amazing how just reading that reply lowered my IQ...people your intellegence level should be steralized, you don't need to reproduce, but then again, it doesn't apply here, so you playing in traffic or drinking a gallon of bleach would work better. D:
~Behind this smile is everythign you'll never understand.~
Relax
Calm down, he's not trying to irritate you, he's just doing his thing. You don't need to attack him.
Andre The Human Dictionary Strikes Again!!!!!!!!
98 percent of the teenage population will try, does, or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
Okay doke then. *meditates an
Okay doke then. *meditates and sips tea* *must not attack people*
I'll try to be calmer. :)) I'm irritated easily. :|
~Behind this smile is everythign you'll never understand.~
GOD are you still talking??
GOD are you still talking??
Dude
Dude, chill out. it doesn't help if you get all pissy too.
Andre The Human Dictionary Strikes Again!!!!!!!!
98 percent of the teenage population will try, does, or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
hey you added me on msn!! yay
hey you added me on msn!! yay! have we talked yet i can't remember??
Uh...
Not that I remember.
Andre The Human Dictionary Strikes Again!!!!!!!!
98 percent of the teenage population will try, does, or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
meow i was just talking to yo
meow i was just talking to you on msn d/h! lol
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dude u like being a lil hush to adam he's cool...
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----- miss universe 2006. zuleyka R.
Agreed!
I agree with dark lord. You are kind of obnoxious. :l
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-Pat Robertson
did anyone ask for u'r opinio
did anyone ask for u'r opinion? no so shut the fuck up
Granted, but its a prototype
Granted, but its a prototype based off of perpetual motion so it doesnt go very far or very fast, or at all really.
I wish that adam would be eaten by a large frog
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"Secrecy is the art of hiding unbeknownst information from people." ~ Ilpalazzo
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( >.< ) It hurts!!
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OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(hehe frog)
OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(hehe frog)
granted, but when adam comes out as poo from the frog's bum he turns into the hottest spunkiest most cool human on earth that can fuck any guy, gay or straight, on the planet....basically exactly as he was before he was eaten by the frog.
i wish peanut butter made you skinny...