I've been thinking. Maybe I'm not gay, I just need to find the man who's right for me.
Man, when I read that, it was like: OH NO!!!!!!!!! NOT ANOTHER BREEDER!!!!!!!!! Then I saw the April Fools thingy. Ye gods, Andre! You had my stomach thoroughly churned for a few seconds.
AH JUIDGE YE NAE, FOR YE ARE NAE RELEVENT TAE MINE BEIN. NOO GAE AWA!!!!!!!!
Lucifer's was better though. He really did look like he'd strangled himself with that boa. Though I'm not sure that's possible.
And all I know for sure
All I know for real
Is knowing doesn't mean so much
When placed against the feeling
The heat inside
When bodies meet
When fingers touch
-The Sisters Of Mercy, Some Kind Of Stranger
That must have been funnier than hell.
I wish I'd taken pictures. He got feathers all over my chair though.
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