The School Girls Guide To The Galaxy
My eyes sprang open, wide with shock.
“Um, I hate to be a pain in the backside.. but, uh, what you’re doing is kinda a pain in MY backside
That, my friend, was an amusing piece of writing! It might not have been the most logical thing (my teacher would kill me if i submited that, but my teacher looks for excuses to yell at me), but it made me laugh. A lot. :-)
I really enjoyed this piece. It amused me, and amusement was definitely needed at the moment. Thanks for that. :)
"Life's under no obligation to give us what we expect. We take what we get and are thankful that it is no worse than it is."
"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream."
In short i liked it.
As for the anal probing I say go for it. You didn't describe it in a crude manner and nearly everyone is familar with the idea of aliens anal probing people. Plus it made a great intro. Unless your teacher is a real prude I would expect no trouble from them.
Keep on writing quirky stuff?
I recomend "Dirk Gently's holistic detective agency."
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