Manual

Right my dear,
I’m going down.
I’m going to drive you in manual,
Broom broom broom.

What’s this?
WHATS TAKING SO LONG?
Geez.
It’s been like,
A minute.
And I’m driving as fast as I can.

Brooooooooooooooooooom
Broom broom broom,
Nearly done honey?

..What?

Why are you looking at me like that?

No I do NOT only care about myself!
I’m your man and I want to please you!
Squeeze you!
Mmmmm… Yeah.
So come on, lets finish this!

Hey! OUCH! Why’dyadothat?!?

Honey…?

Hun?

My take on why woman do it better.