I came up with this one to get rid of that annoying guy from the Verizon commercials. Here it is!
(Verizon Guy Talking on Phone and Walking Around While Narrator Speaks)
Price of Verizon Cell Phone: $99+ Tax and Service Charge
Price of Making This Commercial: $2000
Price to Air it During the Super Bowl: $200,000,000
(As a UFO Appears over the Guy's Head)
Price of Seeing That Annoying "Can You Hear Me Now" Verizon Guy Being Blown Up By Aliens...
(UFO Sends Out a Huge Laser and Blows Him Up)
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's the Visa Checkcard.