i was hanging out with some friends of mine and
we were at this dudes house. his mannerisms and his voice
reminds me of will and grace-he is soo fucking gay it makes
anyways me and my other buddy are watching a UFC
on DVD and we are all being rowdy and acting crazy.
i switch it off to watch some porno that he had and
he got all mad and pissed off at us.
i was all making noises and talking about the girls in the
movies- they were pretty hot and shit.
so me and the other dude were gawking and acting like the
pigs that we are. then all of a sudden the other dude
( owner of the place) was like "oh yeah ,i'd fuck the shit outta her"
the thing is...he is soo fucking gay and he "sounds" like
such a fem when he said it.
my and my buddy could'nt help but bust out laughing and were all like...
sure you would
he's all like whatever..sniff sniff...
i think i hurt his feelings. fag boy.
anyways , i know he is gay, my buddy knows he's gay,
the whole fucking world knows he's gay,
but he just keeps on trying to fit in with me and my friend
when we talk about fucking sluts or how hot a bitch is.
then he calls us gay and so forth..
i am like umm...yeah, and you are gayer then the both of us "dude".
he's all hurt and whatever now and still insists on
tying to fit in and talk about chicks and whatever.
the whole time i am thinking..dude..
this loser could'nt get it up if he fucking tried with a chick!
i want to help him out , i personally would'nt fuck him
or anything but i'll let him slobber on my cock and jack me off,
but other then that...no way! he's such a fucking pecker wood!
i would also try getting him a girl, but i seem him
with girls..what a fucking moron let me tell you!
he's hopeless in the dating/sex world...guys or girls.
poor bastard.makes $50k a year and is still a sexless
no life loser! i aint't got shit but get laid a like rockstar!
i know ,i know -life is more then just sex and beer.
whoever made that up though i suspect is seriosully sexually frustrated
and ain't gettin' none!!
anyways , how can i make this loser feel better about himself?
he's always soo mopey and dragging ass wherever he goes.
his tone of voice has that weak whynning tone to it
and it makes him even more unattractive.
oh yeah , and he calls everyone else gay and comments on
how everybody else and everything is "soo gay".
i should buy him a big fucking mirror.
what can i do to make his situation a little better?
he is such a fucking dork and he himself is not making things any better
he's obviouslly gay and trying to force himself to
be someone he's not.
i just want for him to see that it's cool if he's a cocksmoker and
that we'll still be good friends...maybe even more.
but only if he blows me first (:'