dorktown U.S.A.
i was hanging out with some friends of mine and
we were at this dudes house. his mannerisms and his voice
reminds me of will and grace-he is soo fucking gay it makes
me sick!
anyways me and my other buddy are watching a UFC
on DVD and we are all being rowdy and acting crazy.
i switch it off to watch some porno that he had and
he got all mad and pissed off at us.
i was all making noises and talking about the girls in the
movies- they were pretty hot and shit.
so me and the other dude were gawking and acting like the
pigs that we are. then all of a sudden the other dude
( owner of the place) was like "oh yeah ,i'd fuck the shit outta her"
the thing is...he is soo fucking gay and he "sounds" like
such a fem when he said it.
my and my buddy could'nt help but bust out laughing and were all like...
sure you would
"gay boy!"
he's all like whatever..sniff sniff...
i think i hurt his feelings. fag boy.
anyways , i know he is gay, my buddy knows he's gay,
the whole fucking world knows he's gay,
but he just keeps on trying to fit in with me and my friend
when we talk about fucking sluts or how hot a bitch is.
then he calls us gay and so forth..
i am like umm...yeah, and you are gayer then the both of us "dude".
he's all hurt and whatever now and still insists on
tying to fit in and talk about chicks and whatever.
the whole time i am thinking..dude..
this loser could'nt get it up if he fucking tried with a chick!
i want to help him out , i personally would'nt fuck him
or anything but i'll let him slobber on my cock and jack me off,
but other then that...no way! he's such a fucking pecker wood!
i would also try getting him a girl, but i seem him
with girls..what a fucking moron let me tell you!
he's hopeless in the dating/sex world...guys or girls.
poor bastard.makes $50k a year and is still a sexless
no life loser! i aint't got shit but get laid a like rockstar!
i know ,i know -life is more then just sex and beer.
whoever made that up though i suspect is seriosully sexually frustrated
and ain't gettin' none!!
anyways , how can i make this loser feel better about himself?
he's always soo mopey and dragging ass wherever he goes.
his tone of voice has that weak whynning tone to it
and it makes him even more unattractive.
oh yeah , and he calls everyone else gay and comments on
how everybody else and everything is "soo gay".
i should buy him a big fucking mirror.
what can i do to make his situation a little better?
he is such a fucking dork and he himself is not making things any better
for him.
he's obviouslly gay and trying to force himself to
be someone he's not.
i just want for him to see that it's cool if he's a cocksmoker and
that we'll still be good friends...maybe even more.
but only if he blows me first (:'
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Damn Cocksmoker
thanks for amusing me
"With a little help from my friends"
If you are his friend, you might try to listen first. If he is gay, maybe he needs support and understanding. It is possible that he is bisexual and is totally frustrated. Most men are not either 100% gay or 100% straight. In fact only about 4% of all men are 100% gay and 10% are 100% straight (according to the latest Kinsey Report). True bisexuals account for 7%. This leaves a whole lot of folks somewhere in the middle with greater tendencies toward one side or the other.
ele
i do listen, but he dosen't e
i do listen, but he dosen't ever want to acknowledge
anything remotely close on the issue.
me and my other friend (whom is straight) are really
close and we are comfortable with eachother,the
gay dude always seems uncomfortable and is always
making gay references and gay jokes , but he says it
in a put down tone of voice and looks like
he feels bad afterwards.also with male
company he is just really gawky and plain geeky in general.
anyways , i highly doubt he likes girls , and even
if he did , he's too much of a chicken shit to ever do
anything about it. not trying to be mean , but well...
if you saw him you would understand..he's sooo...
dorky! he's all twitching and trying to be nice and
shit to them, it's hilarious! i've practiclly given him
girls to bone and he just fucks everything up on his
own! oh well, i guess you can't help em all.
he has a federal job , a high paid pencil pushing
geek that can't get laid from either sex!
(i am just busting his balls by the way)
my intent is just to tease.
now if i were to call him a no neck pencil pushing geek
that has a better chance at winning $1,000,000,000
then ever having a chance to get laid because
he's too much of a clueless fag boy that won't fess up to
who he really is because he's too much of a fucking pussy
which would be the closest chance he would ever get to one
anyways ....then yeah, i would be trying to be mean.
Continued dialog
Before making any further comments it might be helpful to know more about your friend and you. Names are not important but having a clearer understanding of both profiles would help me to sort this out.
Would you be willing to disclose a few things about yourself and your friend?
ele
i bet there are "undercovers"
i bet there are "undercovers" here weeding out the
degenerates like me that plague this website with
not only racial but hatefull posts and responses.
what kind of information could i possibly disclose in
order for you to help me out slick?
Despondent
You seem rather despondent. Why, if you are so interested ih helping your friend are you acting out?
ele
it pisses me off that he act
it pisses me off that he act like such a pussy
Power
It seems to me that strong men can withstand, ignore, or otherwise modify what frailties imping upon their sensuality. Why be upset with the actions of others unless you really care?
In marriage if communication ceases then the marriage degenerates. People only get angry or frustrated with those that they care about.
I sense that you are a caring person. Is this true?
ele
HANNIBAL THE CANNIBAL!
i sense you are a fucking douche bag...
is that true?(:'
hey spock, you wanna translate the first part into english
and not some philosiphil psyhcobable,
besides it stinks-did you pull it out of your ass after it
being shoved up there with a 12 inch dildo?...
just kidding cecil, it makes me mad that he let's anyone
walk all over him, including me.
i used to be such a kid, look how healthy i turned out );
who the fuck is that avitar of? looks like a serial killer
in fact your new name is....( drum roll)
HANNIBAL!
Simple Words
Here are some simple words that even the verbally challenged might understand.
People who are confident in themselves are not easily overwhelmed by the less capable. [confident -Marked by assurance, as of success].
[challenged - Having a disability or impairment],[overwhelmed - To affect deeply in mind or emotion].
People who are confident in themselves are able to use words that describe their emotions or feelings without resorting to profanity.
People who are confident in themselves are willing to help others without fear or retribution. [retribution - Something given or demanded in repayment, especially punishment]
May I suggest that if you desire to continue this dialog that some changes be forth coming. first, let's show some respect for each other. Second, let's use language becoming adults. Third, let's try to find a way that we can solve what you consider the problem.
Elraye, I applaud you.
You continue to try and talk sense into lostangryouth. I admire your efforts, but, if you will look at the comments exchanged between me and him, you might see that trying to have a fair debate is impossible, because he is seriously at a disadvantage. You are profoundly wise and intelligent. My suggestion is that you invest it in a more possible venture. Remember, you can lead an ass to the fountain of knowledge, but you cannot make it drink or think.
"What is the purpose of life? It is to create our own purpose."
DAMN DOG BOY, YOU STILL HERE?
DAMN DOG BOY, YOU STILL HERE?!
HANNIABLS A CANNIBAL! (:"
HANNIBALS A CANNIBAL! (:"
Discussion Ended
Discussion over.
ele
HANNIBAL'S A CANNIBAL (:"
HANNIBAL'S A CANNIBAL (:"
What the fuck?
Are you stupid? If you were a good friend you wouldn't be making fun of him and putting him down all the time. Try listening to someone to hear their side of the story and you might find out something. And you saying at the end "We can still be good friends, but only if he blows me first". That is one of the most moronic and fucked up thing I've ever heard. If you actually cared about him you'd take the time yourself to listen to what he has to say and find out who he really is and the nyou can help him yourself instead of going on a website, posting a forum, and hoping for an instant miracle. That's really fucked up.
It's better to be hated for what you are, than to be loved for what you are not.
he is my friend and i only pu
he is my friend and i only put him down to build him back up.
trust me , i been there. he needs to build his character,
not be pampered and having his hand held as we "talk it out".
sometimes tough love is exactly what some people need.
Do you know what site you are on?
Where the hell do you think you are? Making fun of someone for being gay on a site for GAY YOUTH?????? Are you f*cked in the head????? You're like that Harvard guy that said men are better at science and math than women AT A WOMEN'S LIBERATION CONVENTION!!!!!! Stupid-ass him, and stupid-ass you. Are you gay yourself? I would guess not, considering how much of a bastard you are being towards your friend. How dare you even call yourself his friend even! If I had a friend like you, I woud drop them, because people with your attitude towards others don't deserve to hang around with all the nice people that you do.
"What is the purpose of life? It is to create our own purpose."
uh , men are in fact better t
uh , men are in fact better then woman at math and science.
it's true. men and womans brains are wired differently,
men are more logical and woman are more emotional.
men go by hard logic and woman trust their "gut".
duh, everyone knows that dork.
me and friends have a shit load of fun together and
we talk like this all the time to eachother.
we bust on eachother, tease and make fun.
of course there is a limit but we know if it's taken too far
and we back off. loser , faggot , gay ass are not insults to
us because just like asshole , prick , scum fuck, bastard-
they aren't taken seriosully in context.
Dumbass, you missed the point.
I was not saying he was wrong, just that HE HAD NO FUCKING TACT!! JUST LIKE YOU!!! >:p
"What is the purpose of life? It is to create our own purpose."
what makes you think he is wr
what makes you think he is wrong?
it is a fact that mens and womans brains are wired
differently.unless you have any concrete fact otherwise.
he's not being sexist he's just stating the facts.
ohhh boy, are you dense.
Again, yes, he is right scientifically. But he was wrong TACT-WISE (btw I am not surprised you do not understand what TACT is lmao at you) to say this at a convention for women's liberation. His statement went against what they beleive; i.e. that the only difference between a man and a woman is one has a vagina, the other has a penis. Just stating the facts is all well and good, but knowing when and where, especially when it will be controversial, like his facts, is just as important as saying them. Press conference, good, Female pride conv., bad.
My analogy refers to the fact that you use phrases like "fag" and making fun of someone because they are gay, ON A GAY WEBSITE!!! Regardless of whether or not you are right, you are stupid, ignorant, and rude, and incosiderate (hope you know that word lmao at you). If you want to be such an anti-gay ass, go elsewhere to post your mean spirited opinions/stories. This is not a place to put the kind of crap that you posted. Find some other venue for your homophobic and sexist slurs. Do you understand that???
"What is the purpose of life? It is to create our own purpose."
ohhh boy ,are you..yes,yes it its! ... DOG BOY (:'
aaaahhhhhh how sweet...
YOU CARE!
stop it BIG BOY you are giving me a MAJOR WOODY
do you ALWAYS do whats RIGHT (say's who?)
and what you are TOLD (can't you think for yourself?)
and what's EXPECTED(predictablity breeds boredom)of you?
i usually DON'T.
by the way..nice pic.
your new name is ......( drum roll...)
DOG BOY!
HELLO DOG BOY! HELLO!!
Ha ha.
Wow, golly gee, does that bother me, oh boy (Note: that was sarcastic, just to make sure you know). Apparently, now you have lowered yourself enough to just namecalling, and that is pathetic. Obviously, I wasted a my energy on you, because you are hopeless. Post whatever you want, I won't be bothered, because, can I really tell a monkey not to throw it's own shit? ;P
"What is the purpose of life? It is to create our own purpose."
did i hurt dog boy's feelings
did i hurt dog boy's feelings?
dog boy! dog boy!
Well you could start by not
Well you could start by not being such an asshole to your "friend". I never talk bout my FRIENDS like that...Oh and btw as a woman I don't appreciate my gender being refered to as sluts and bitches. I am so sick of our male dominated sociey constantly trying to bring women down! I can only imagin what foolish women would sleep with you...since you SAY you get laid like a "rock star".
~If we were all the same, life would be boring
i am not refering it to the e
i am not refering it to the entire gender dumb ass,
just the dumb cunts i fuck. would'nt you call them dumb
too if they feel for every line in the book or cheated
on their pusswad doormat boyfriends for me?
a womanizing bisexual, now i have seen it all.
lessons learned
one of my buddies started swinging like a girl at me
when i made him cry, i knocked his tooth out.
after that he came to me and asked me to teach him how to
throw a "real" punch, he never got beat up ever again
and no one's ever talked shit about him since , including myself.
he stood up to me eventhough he didn't know how to fight,
i respect him because he stood his ground and not just run
away like a bitch with it's tail between it's legs.
i may be harsh but at least i know that my friends can take
care of themselves.