save a tree, eat a beaver.

haha u guys r so funny! i love these

these are old but still great:
>pink sheep of the faimly
>straight as a rainbow
>my sexual orientation? horizontal usually
>yes i am, no you cant watch.
>*my mother made me a lesbian *if i gave her the wool would she make one too?

**you must be the change you wish to see in the world**

'Gay by nature, absolutely fabulous by choice.'

'I don't mind straight people.. As long as they act GAY in public!'

If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." - Robin Tyler
-boiiz...[beatriz]...smell-

We love men. We just don't want to see them naked.

If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." - Robin Tyler
-boiiz...[beatriz]...smell-

My ex bought a pink girl's shirt with green letters on it that reads

"I'm cuter than your girlfriend."

-sighs, rolls eyes, is glad he's single-

Hhahah! this is hillarious! i like the pink "i'm cuter than your boyfriend" one (cuz its true, duh!) but i made up a few just a couple of weeks ago.....*remebers* oh, yeah!

"I cant even think straight..."
"I *heart* Cali boys"
"I'm so gay i make even YOU look straight."
"I gave your dad a boner."
"If your preacher says its wrong to be gay, then why does he always want me to come over on saturday nights?"
"George Bush says being gay is wrong...thats just cuz he's never been with the right guy."

They make a shirt that says "Save a horse, ride a cowboy".

"Why is it that as a society, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?"

My friend has a pin that says "Closets are for fabulous shoes, not people."

'Let's get one thing straight: I'm not.'

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to have him hold in high regard not those who think differently, but those who think the same.
-Nietzsche (no I don't mind quoting him even though I disagree with almost everything he said, his realization that one's

hetro sex is for fags

she holds the pen that spells the end

Here is some quotes that I liked I get sick of listening to straight people complain about, "Well, hey, we don't have a heterosexual-pride day, why do you need a gay-pride day?" I remember when I was a kid I'd always ask my mom: "Why don't we have a Kid's Day? We have a Mother's Day and a Father's Day, but why don't we have a Kid's Day?" My mom would always say, "Every day is Kid's Day." To all those heterosexuals that bitch about gay pride, I say the same thing: Every day is heterosexual-pride day! Can't you people enjoy your banquet and not piss on those of us enjoying our crumbs over here in the corner? ~Rob Nash
My mom blames California for me being a lesbian. "Everything was fine until you moved out there." "That's right, Mom, we have mandatory lesbianism in West Hollywood. The Gay Patrol busted me, and I was given seven business days to add a significant amount of flannel to my wardrobe. ~Coley Sohn
The next time someone asks you, "Hey, howdja get to be a homosexual anyway?" tell them, "Homosexuals are chosen first on talent, then interview... then the swimsuit and evening gown competition pretty much gets rid of the rest of them." ~Karen Williams

all of my family membors are leprichains...but i'm the only rainbow!

"look at him! i would die for him! i would kill for him! either way, what bliss!" ~gomez addams

i could eat a peach all day

wanna go find nemo with me?

come out come out where ever you are!?

"There was never any good old days
They are today, they are tomorrow
It's a stupid thing we say
Cursing tomorrow with sorrow"
-Gogol Bordello

straights are just like gays, they come in all flavors of the rianbow

love is when you think about them twice for every other thought...or is that obsession? is there a differnce beetween those two things?