hey guys what r your best gay sayings that you know of- i like "can't even think straight" what bout u guys ??
"Oh yes, me and my man sex" coming from an incredibley butch girl : D
I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.
Okay I never wear my hat straight so I go around saying well I'm not straight so it fits.
"Get one thing straight: I'm not."
ha I wore that t-shirt to come out to everyone at my school, it was home-made though.
99 dreams I have had
In every one a red balloon
Its a Homo-Made Shirt Then! ahahaha sry i had to say it :B
I like, "I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is."
~straight as a tire
~I can't even drive straight
~too cute to be straight
~ "god you're gay" "why yes, yes I am"
a bi friend of mine has an altered version of that: i'm not straight but my boyfriend is... her boy is straight, she ain't. :)
Being a transgendered person who embarks upon transition is a jump off a cliff; you have no idea who you will be when you are done. All you know is that you can't stay where you are. ~ Patrick Califia
I like that a lot. :DDD
your as straight as a rake, a very broken rake.
unfortunately it does not fit on a license plate
i have a shirt with "I dont mind straight people as long as they act gay in public" sprawled across the front.
Never trust a thin chef!
That is hilarious! I love it!
"We put the gay in HOMO HOMO HOMO."
"Duck, duck, QUEER!"
These were both suggested titles for the Queer Fashion Show at UCSC. the latter was chosen.
Another favorite, "Your lips are so blue it looks like you've been rimming a snowman."
Press secretary for The Movement To Free Ommpa loompa Land From The Tyrannical Rule Of The Evil Capitalsitic Despot Willy Wonka And Associates
Duck Duck QUEER!!! that's awesome!!!!
"It's like Dillinger once told me, 'It's always darkest just before they turn on the lights!'"
Where's your signature from? I like it, but when I google it nothing comes up.
these are just some of the ones that my friends and i have found or come up with:
Better gay than grumpy
Some of my best friends are heterosexual.
Doing my part to piss of the radical right
boys will do boys/girls will do girls
straight? so is spaghetti, until you heat it up
gay by nature absolutely fabulous by choice
i feel like a new woman/man...you'll do
do not thouch or feed the straight people
i have some more but well i think thats enough for now kids
love and peace forever and allways
After failing my driving test for not being straight enough after I backed out "Hello, I like so don't do straight"
There's also "Do I look straight to you?"
And "Does the word gay mean nething to you?"
"I'll cut off my hand before I reach for you again."
"if time and space are curved, where do all the straight people come from?"
"i can't keep a straight face"
i'm sure there are more... can't think of them off the top of my head
"freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose"
"Sorry ladies; I suck cock." And um..."Not all that shines is fabulous" hmmmm... Going "gaily forward" rather than straight.
I'm WAY over the rainbow.
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Hey mister! Got a sister? (with a picture of a happy 50's woman on it)
OMG.. Homosexuals are SO gay.
~Homophobia is so gay.
~(This one goes on a button) My parents are straight and all I got was this dumb button.
~What would you say if I was heterophobic?
~I'm not Gay, I'm heterosexually challenged.
~If god didn't make homosexuals, there wouldn't be any.
~Since we can't get married, you wanna just screw around?
~I chose to be gay the same day you chose to be straight.
That's my list. ^.^
Whatever I did, I didn't do it.
do you mind if i use that last one?
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
For someone with curly hair:
"I can't even comb my hair straight."
Used to be it was a man's world and a woman's place was in the home...
they can kiss that shit goodbye.
Queer as a 3 dollar bill
3 wheels are better than 4!
Do they react that way because of who we are or because of your personality?
"I like to think it's me."
my sexual preference is...
God doesn't make mistakes, and if he made me, then that mean he makes gay people on purpose. - something I heard when I was teaching sunday school, it was the little 5 year old boy all the other boys tease, because he likes "Girly stuff' I thought it was cute.
V is the bomb, he blows with anarchy!!!
I love that one! It's amazing how profound children are... I guess they're less inhibited.
I know there's "black sheep," but what about rainbow ones?
Or maybe the world hasn't had too much of a chance to trod on their souls yet.
Yeah that's prolly a little more accurate for some kids... I mean, everything is all playing pretend for the most part. I wish I was oblivious.
Ignorance is bliss... right? Heh.
Too gay to be straight
- One Nation, Under Darkness
Nobody made me gay, i had to do it all by myself.
Putting the HEAD back into Hedonism
It's cute how you believe in things. - Slither
I am blessed with the ability to laugh at the misfortune of others.
WHen someone references my flamboyant gayness:
"How DARE you! I'm straight!..... as a spiral..."
When did you first realize you were straight?
You go girl
I feel pretty, Oh so pretty, I feel pretty, and witty, and gay!!! you betchya!!
Genius is not a sign of intelligence, but rather
that of common sense. Humor is the best pain pill.
I played that for my Trumpet solo once! :D I got the second best score :3
I'm a little more than just a "friend" of Dorothy's. (for a lesbian)
I came up with that one, and I've always wanted it on a t-shirt.
hahahaa...Are you hansom or sexy?:D
Well, while I'm here:
"We are having hot lesbian sex. And by 'lesbian sex' we mean tea. But it's still hot."
that was awesome, but now I am officially going to have a love affair with the term "Thread Necromancy"
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they attack you, then you win." -M. Gandhi
Of course I'm happy, I also like guys
If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." ~Robin Tyler
I think it's funny that people are against homosexual marriage. Same-sex couples are more benificial to the country's society because they are more likely to adopt children and they are less likely to abuse their children because they are more open-minded and accepting. Why did I have to relate this to politics?
why is it that all of the hot guys are strait or taken =)
I thought i would pretend to be one of those blind-deaf-mutes
I like my women like I like my tea. I prefer coffee.
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