Theek hai theek hai theek hai

Leisa's picture

My Beloved Patni,

I promise to learn Hindi.
I promise to never drink pop.
I promise to always let you keep my shirts.
I promise to never wear my socks in bed.
I promise to write for you always.
I promise to learn to cook for you.
I promise to teach you about politics.
I promise to visit India with you at least once.
I promise to get a passport even if I don't go to India.
I promise to let you talk to Melody whenever you want.
I promise to let you wipe your snot on my shirt when needed.
I promise to take photographs of you endlessly.
I promise to not live in the city without you.
I promise to learn to drive a stick shift.
I promise to go to Berkely with you whenever you desire.
I promise to keep all of my promises to you.

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sneezing gurl's picture

Dearest Wifey...

I promise to keep all my promises.
I promise to give you showers.
I promise to cook for the both of us.
I promise not to think without you.
I promise to tootsie at In n Out.
I promise to be present ON the kitchen table.
I promise to buy you boots.
I promise to share my clothes with you.
I promise you a penguin, a real one.
I promise you an elephant a camel and an ass ride ;).
I promise you my hand, my legs, my neck, my lips, my tongue and what have you lol.
I promise to ship our bed wherever we may go.
I promise never to do finger gymnastics.
Oh and I promise you an entire lifetime
with a crazy Gwati.:D.

Leisa's picture

I promise to tootsie at In n

I promise to tootsie at In n Out. This one I'm not too sure about, care to explain? lol!

IM AM!

sneezing gurl's picture

You get to figure this out yo

You get to figure this out yourself :D!

Leisa's picture

Tell me!

Tell me!

sneezing gurl's picture

what's the first thing that c

what's the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear the words Tootsie and In&Out?

Leisa's picture

OMG!

WOW!