WOWIE!!! A million new members and a gajillion new blogs to read today!!! I have a short attention span and let me tell you THIS is AWESOME. So...HELLO NEW PEOPLE! I've written you a song! (Read on for the song. I wouldn't inflict it on others without a warning.)

A Song for Oasis New Bloggers
(which disturbingly actually has a tune and lyrics)

blog rhymes with frog
but that shouldn't put you off
cos blogging is better
than a bad chest cough
and a bad chest cough
is better than the flu
and the flu is better
than a melted charleston chew
and a melted charleston chew
is such a retro snack
but if you dis my song you'll get
a really hairy back.
but a really hairy back is
good to have if you're a dog
so let's give a cheer for back hair
and a cheer for those who blog!

:) Jumps up and down! Yay for new bloggers! Runs away with her guitar.