I need to thank all the oasis boys and Sean for being my only proof that not all men are assholes.
Just most of them.
What happened? If you need to talk I am around....
Ah, the age-old question.
I just had a weekend trip to Cape Cod with my ever-so-beloved father and brother creatures. You come from a beautitious family situation, you know how that goes. It all sums up in me coming to the conclusion that not only are they martians, they are escape convict martians. On the up side, Keith Urban officially reached god-hood at the country WKLB festival last night! Its his third year coming, and this time his act beat out the headliner's, Kenny Chesney. My witty reply to this observation: I told you so.
Well, at least you're not.
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