How could I forget to mention that a couple of days ago I came out to a perfect stranger. I am a bagboy for a grocery store and I was carrying out groceries for a lady in military uniform (honestly, she's in the military and she needs me to carry her two bags?) and as we head out the store doors she asks me if I had ever thought about joining the navy. I said no rather quickly. She chuckled and as we got to her car she asked why, and I told her that I was gay, so I'd be kicked out anyways. Her response: "Yeah, we can't work around that."

Thought I'd share that with yall.