I was helping a friend at her house that she's moving into. Ya know doing the usual painting, cleaning carpets, washing walls, replacing lightbulbs, etc. I went to check the rooms out, and came upon what was going to be her bedroom. I didn't know she was in the room over and saw me go inside. She had followed me into the room. I had seen the closet and thought to check it out for space. She says to me, "ya know you can come out of the closet now." I gave her a look catching the humor in that statement. Then she said "well since you're out of the closet I guess you can stay in the closet as much as you like." Then she closed the door on me.
Thought some of you might apperciate that, or not. Whatever.