Why didn't I get laid this week?

31 May, 2003 - 7:23pm — Luke

I smell

3% (1 vote)

The voices in my head told me not to

8% (3 votes)

Damn breeders...they're everywhere!

33% (13 votes)

I'm a good boy/girl

36% (14 votes)

That bitch on the next corner is taking my business!

21% (8 votes)

Total votes: 39

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31 May, 2003 - 7:36pm — Tiki

uh.....

what if u did?

Dreaming of the Blue Hawaiian Diner...

31 May, 2003 - 8:18pm — alice

Breeders are everywhere
The bitch on the corner is taking all my business
Guys are taking all the fit bi girls i know
The other bitch on the other corner would be taking any remaining business, but luckily she has a guy

3 June, 2003 - 5:14am — Luke

If you did...

If you got laid, there's no need for you to entertain yourself with these stupid polls! No worries:)
-Luke
The Head of Security for the Movement to Free Oompa Loompa Land from the Tyrannical Capitalistic Despot Willy Wonka

2 June, 2003 - 8:34pm — Raining_Cloud

well...the real reason is bec

well...the real reason is because i'm an anchovy, but that's ok...