"Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who's the gayest one of all?" Queen Snazzlepants III said to his or her Mirror. "Why, Almighty Gay-Ass Hebitch, you definitely are not." "That's so gay," Snazzlepants replied. "Who is, then?" "Well," the Mirror said after a short period of hesitation, "there's another Queen named Snow White who has mastered the Arte of Dragge so well, she has a house of seven handsome little ambiguously-gay dwarves convinced that she's really a woman. 'Tis she who is the gayest one of all."
perhaps you should accesorize like greling did with his hat! Vice President and Drug Tzar of The Movement To Free Ommpa loompa Land From The Tyrannical Rule Of The Evil Capitalsitic Despot Willy Wonka And Associates
*said in a positive manner and not to be constrewed as negative feedback, sorry in advanc
Alright, ladies and gents, Jeff and Greling are both tied at 7% on the Grand Gayometer. Who's gonna survive? Who's gonna win? Who's gonna take home the lifetime's supply of KY Jelly? Is it gonna be Jeff or is it gonna be Greling? Let's get those phones ringing now...
am i on the list
a) for diversity's sake
b) to sway the female vote
3) for my j-lo boobs (shit i really put 3 then, no joke)
d) because i am very camp without my knowledge
e) i'm that terrifying non-vote joke like...Carrie winning prom queen or something
f) i'm actually one of the first 5 gayest people u thought of
Tough choice, but I'd have to say 3. Simply because its a pretty letter, and J Lo boobs are neat. No worries:)
-Luke
The Head of Security for the Movement to Free Oompa Loompa Land from the Tyrannical Capitalistic Despot Willy Wonka
The wonderful thing about this poll is that on any other message board it would be considered a negative thing to be the gayest of them all. I love oasis!
Rachelle is perhaps the gayest person ever! I cast my vote for her! Even though I already voted....nevermind. No worries:)
-Luke
The Head of Security for the Movement to Free Oompa Loompa Land from the Tyrannical Capitalistic Despot Willy Wonka
Sorry, could have consulted you guys, but maybe next time you guys could compile a list for girls this time and see who makes the most vote "WHOS THE LESBIANEST OF ALL"
since this vote was mainly guys, can the next one be mostly girls? (that is if there is one) Girls Rock!!! no offense guys. Anyways, my vote is for Adrian all the way!!! go for the gold!! yeah!
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"Mirror, Mirror, on the wall,
"Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who's the gayest one of all?" Queen Snazzlepants III said to his or her Mirror. "Why, Almighty Gay-Ass Hebitch, you definitely are not." "That's so gay," Snazzlepants replied. "Who is, then?" "Well," the Mirror said after a short period of hesitation, "there's another Queen named Snow White who has mastered the Arte of Dragge so well, she has a house of seven handsome little ambiguously-gay dwarves convinced that she's really a woman. 'Tis she who is the gayest one of all."
Oh come on!
Greling is gayer than me?
Jeff
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I am Willy Wonka.
LOL
perhaps you should accesorize like greling did with his hat! Vice President and Drug Tzar of The Movement To Free Ommpa loompa Land From The Tyrannical Rule Of The Evil Capitalsitic Despot Willy Wonka And Associates
*said in a positive manner and not to be constrewed as negative feedback, sorry in advanc
Gay-o-Meter
Alright, ladies and gents, Jeff and Greling are both tied at 7% on the Grand Gayometer. Who's gonna survive? Who's gonna win? Who's gonna take home the lifetime's supply of KY Jelly? Is it gonna be Jeff or is it gonna be Greling? Let's get those phones ringing now...
Giggles me bad,
Giggles me bad,
even the polls have polls
am i on the list
a) for diversity's sake
b) to sway the female vote
3) for my j-lo boobs (shit i really put 3 then, no joke)
d) because i am very camp without my knowledge
e) i'm that terrifying non-vote joke like...Carrie winning prom queen or something
f) i'm actually one of the first 5 gayest people u thought of
lmao lmao lmao :)
Dreaming of the Blue Hawaiian Diner...
Hmmmm
Tough choice, but I'd have to say 3. Simply because its a pretty letter, and J Lo boobs are neat. No worries:)
-Luke
The Head of Security for the Movement to Free Oompa Loompa Land from the Tyrannical Capitalistic Despot Willy Wonka
Giggles, this was just me bei
Giggles, this was just me being playful, so I;ll say G: cuz im a dumb prick who wanted to make a funny.
hoo hah!
The wonderful thing about this poll is that on any other message board it would be considered a negative thing to be the gayest of them all. I love oasis!
Katie
what about
What about Rachelle? I definetly think she makes the vote!
~dragon fairy~
(not that I don't love you all *muah*)
I agree!
Rachelle is perhaps the gayest person ever! I cast my vote for her! Even though I already voted....nevermind. No worries:)
-Luke
The Head of Security for the Movement to Free Oompa Loompa Land from the Tyrannical Capitalistic Despot Willy Wonka
Sorry, could have consulted y
Sorry, could have consulted you guys, but maybe next time you guys could compile a list for girls this time and see who makes the most vote "WHOS THE LESBIANEST OF ALL"
alright...
since this vote was mainly guys, can the next one be mostly girls? (that is if there is one) Girls Rock!!! no offense guys. Anyways, my vote is for Adrian all the way!!! go for the gold!! yeah!
Tiki is a girl
Tiki is a girl
and
i seem to be in the top three! go girls!
Dreaming of the Blue Hawaiian Diner...