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21 May, 2003 - 1:39am — hol

So my mother came to visit me three weekends ago, and while she was here she bought herself some beer: blue light. And when she left, her beer was still here: blue light.

Who drinks blue light?

I like beer. It's fine and dandy. And my palate isn't all that picky when it comes to beer, unlike red wine, over which I am highly selective. But blue light is monkey piss. And I am not a fan of monkey piss.

The last time my mother was here, she did the same thing. And this one lonely bottle of blue light sat in my fridge for about a year, till one night on my way out to a party I was strapped for cash and desperate enough to bring it, and in public at that, for a tasty beverage.

Blue light sucks. It

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21 May, 2003 - 8:29am — suffragettecity
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Cheapnis

The only good taste is bad taste. Long live Lucky Lager!!!

Actually, I'm particular to wine, but I felt compelled to write the above "opinion" :)

22 May, 2003 - 5:40am — hol
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um

Suffragettecity, we must talk. Lucky Lager?

What kind of wine are you partial to, and I *may* be able to excuse your above slippage into beer dreg.
~hol

22 May, 2003 - 8:07am — suffragettecity
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Lucky

Hell yeah! Lucky Lager - it tastes like club soda with alcohol in it... Actually, I'm not terribly fond of beer, not even Guiness, but since canned cat piss was the subject of your post, I figured that Lucky deserved some mention...

Snobbish as it may make me, my tastes in alcohol are confined almost exclusively to dry wine, whether it's white or red. Unfortunately, most of the inexpensive wine you get here is sweet, while dry wine of any brand or color costs 25-60something yuan. One kind I saw at the grocery store that I really want to try is this wine from Tibet that's a cross between French white wine and Tibetan barley wine. I guess it was developed by these French missionaries who went there back in the 1800s. Yummy...