My Hair

Leisa's picture

is making me quite angry at the moment. The fact that I would even get frustrated with my hair to the extent of blogging about it illustrates my vanity to you. (which until now only one oasian was aware of) It just wont do what I want it to do. I shall not be leaving the house until it is perfect.

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jules's picture

lovely

A perfect example of you as the mirror princess.

~Jules

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Historian of The Movement To Free Ommpa loompa Land From The Tyrannical Rule Of The Evil Capitalsitic Despot Willy Wonka And Associates

amy's picture

you could always shave your h

you could always shave your head :P

Leisa's picture

Never ever ever ever ever wil

Never ever ever ever ever will i do that. Not even to save my own mother.

Chief Political Right Hand Woman to Ceo, Founder and First Member of The Movement to Free Oompa Loompa Land from the Tryanicall Capitalsitic Despot Willy Wonka

JB's picture

non?

So you won't even leave the house to play on the "swings"

JB
Vice President and Drug Tzar of The Movement To Free Ommpa loompa Land From The Tyrannical Rule Of The Evil Capitalsitic Despot Willy Wonka And Associates

Leisa's picture

I should rephrase that a bit,

I should rephrase that a bit, I won't go beyond my property line. LOL! I can be in my own yard and still be safe. Just anywhere beyond those parameters, thats when the hair has to be perfect. ;-)

Chief Political Right Hand Woman to Ceo, Founder and First Member of The Movement to Free Oompa Loompa Land from the Tryanicall Capitalsitic Despot Willy Wonka

linds's picture

heh.

I may be old, now, Leisa m'dear, but I share a bit of your hair vanity. Not that I've anything special, I'm just a bit vain about what I do have.

~Linds

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Special Envoy to Tea-Drinking Nations for The Movement To Free Oompa Loompa Land From The Tyrannical Rule Of The Evil Capitalistic Despot Willy Wonka And Associates

Luke's picture

I'm a bad queen...

I have NO talent with my hair at all! And I refuse to spend any time at all on it, nor the social sense to know when I look like a barbarian, I do nothing with it, hoping that some day a kindly hairdresser will take pity on me and fix it. I just decided to cut my hair after growing it out for three months. It looks hideous, and I have no patients. Good luck though, Leisa. No worries:)
-Luke
The Head of Security for the Movement to Free Oompa Loompa Land from the Tyrannical Capitalistic Despot Willy Wonka

Leisa's picture

You'll be happy to know, that

You'll be happy to know, that after much persuasion, my hair became agreeable and I was able to leave the house with confidence. :-)

Chief Political Right Hand Woman to Ceo, Founder and First Member of The Movement to Free Oompa Loompa Land from the Tryanicall Capitalsitic Despot Willy Wonka

DiamondDog's picture

What? Leisa as vain...? Do

What? Leisa as vain...?

Don't blame youself, blame your astrological sign.

Leisa's picture

Rationalization, I love it!

Rationalization, I love it!

Chief Political Right Hand Woman to Ceo, Founder and First Member of The Movement to Free Oompa Loompa Land from the Tryanicall Capitalsitic Despot Willy Wonka