Love and reality or oil and water
Greetings,
As no doubt you have known (or have surmised- or are simply an ignoramus) I have stopped "Operation Love Bug"- the operation of seek and destroy Bob the love bug. And what does that maniacal, two-faced bastard bug do? Crawls out of hiding and bites me. Yes folks right in the old heart. How I remember when I first was attacked by this parasite...
------flashback, cross-cut to five years ago... Tennessee, aka Middle of no-where....
I went to a summer music camp for five weeks. I play the clarinet. Whenever I go to camp, I alwasy have thoughts that my roommate would be a goodlooking gay man. Unfortunatly, he was a hidious annoying monstrosity of humanity.
But the story does not concern him.
The clarinet section consisted of about ten (five guys five femals). At first glance I thought, no one guy looked increadibly cute. But I didn
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Any and all attempts to destr
Any and all attempts to destroy the lovebug are futile. I have yet to be unlucky enough to be bitten, however I do know that when it comes, 'there ain't no stoppin' it'
Chief Political Right Hand Woman to Ceo, Founder and First Member of The Movement to Free Oompa Loompa Land from the Tryanicall Capitalsitic Despot Willy Wonka
if you catch the love bug ear
if you catch the love bug early enough, it may be possilble to be destroyed, but only if caught so early that you barely even know it's there
The Bug
well, it is hard to avoid the love bug once it decided to make a move on you and corner you in the whoswer when yer most vulnerable. However with the right training from Samarai warriors in Japan you too Etgen, can show the bug it is merely an annoyance.... and you know what I am talking about ;)
JB
Vice President and Drug Tzar of The Movement To Free Ommpa loompa Land From The Tyrannical Rule Of The Evil Capitalsitic Despot Willy Wonka And Associates
Umm...
You fall for the straight ones so you don't have to do anything pro-active?
Or, you fall for the straight ones because then you don't have to deal with your internalized homophobia?
I'm torn between the two. Do i have to pick one answer?
Jeff
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