Okay. So my mom used to be involved in these clinics. And one time this guy came in chaffed in a really bad way and said, "I almost didn't come here because I was going to stay home and jerk off."

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The first day of spring is coming, JB. And I'm telling you, more people will be thinking about cumming. Because that's just the way it happens. The air warms and layers of clothing come off and then it's just months of madness until those reproductive urges slow down a little.

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I have a sex addicted friend who had to break up with his girlfriend because all he could do with her was fuck constantly. And it would seem that she was also sex addicted. But this wasn't a very good combination for them. And I'm thinking there's a lid for every pot and they were compatible and I don't really get it. But he said he was running out of money from buying so many condoms.

~Jules

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Historian of The Movement To Free Ommpa loompa Land From The Tyrannical Rule Of The Evil Capitalsitic Despot Willy Wonka And Associates