maturbation, baby!
yeah, today i was lighting a cigarette with a match in my car and somehow i thought that fire doesn't burn. So two fingers on my left hand have little burns on them. This means i can maturbate only with my right hand. Life's a bitch.
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ya
such a taboo subject. I hated when i broke my shoulder. haveing my arm UP in a cast, and when i broke the same arm tow more times and wa sina cast... it surely sucks... no stress releif!
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masturbation
i'll help. wait. no. bad. i wasn't supposed to say that. plus then it wouldn't be masturbation.....
*ponders*
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