Life, the key (II)

eTgen's picture

I have figured it out. The meaning of life. It is so simple. What must easily be done is to pursue love. Love must be there and I shall find it. Money be damned. Life is a cruel joke, with death the punch-line. So I might as well laugh at it. And I might as well live it. And to live I must first learn how to love.

Some mathematical formulae in TI calculator format

int(int(Life, d(love), x, t), d(laugh), birth, death)--> Happy life

int(Life, d(knowledge), birth, death) - int(Life, d(love), birth, death)--> a whole lot of money living in a large house sans love.

I have chosen the first formula.

~eTgen

Comments

Jesse Joseph's picture

HA HA Indeed.

I agree with Etgen!!! Sex is the purpose of life. Breed breed breed!!! that is what nature requires of us.

You are wise etgen to search for love rather then sex. It is a slap in the face of old crone nature. She has outsmarterd herself when she made Man, and outsmarted herself doubley when she made YOU.

alice's picture

knowledge doesn't = sans love

knowledge doesn't = sans love. would you rather be ignorant?

Jesse Joseph's picture

kje

Ignorant? Perhaps. but are people saying that love is incompatable with with knowlege? I'm not sure we are.

Jesse Joseph's picture

fae

oh no wait, I guess Etgen is.

eTgen's picture

oh dear

"Behold, therefore would I rather be a swineherd on Amager, and be understood by the swine than a poet, and misunderstood by men."
~S. Kierkegaard

These are paradoxically impossible formulae meant as a satirical rationalization of the absurd irrationality of existence.

*sighs*

latterz,

eTgen
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