I really like how the word "ill" looks all word prcessed with a capial letter. So important. But I am. Ill that is. Blessed Buddah am I ill! I stayed home from school today for the first time in, perhaps, 5 years. I vomited, coughed, slept, and watched Monty Python's flying circus (which made me happy).

This has rather ruined my day! I planned on spending Mardis Gras masturbating, getting a haircut, reading James Joyce, and glutting myself on cheese, but there shall be none of that! Silly virus, or whatever has invaded my system! And, I need to write a paper and send in my ACT application. Well, I shan't STAND for it! No, that's a lie. I will. Or rather, I will lay down and drink lots of fluids for it. My cat is rather cute, and I still have James Joyce to keep me company. No worries:)
-Luke