we are talking about actual cows, right? this isn't some weird sexual innuendo?
my mom works at a living history museum. one of the things she likes doing is milking the cows, esp in front of kids. they get such a kick out of it. so many children these days don't realize milk comes from animals! geez!
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I grew up on a farm for the first 7 years of my life. we didn't have holsteins for milk production, we had Hefer's for meat production, but milking them was fun too, just squirt squirt here and there, cow tipping was fun too!
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I have lived on a farm for my whole 17 years of my life and it isn't possible to tip over a cow! And if you did manage to it would most definately kill it and that would be just down right mean!
it can be done, we reaised hefers, you pick a small to medium sized one, while its sleeping, sneak up, have one preson push towards you from the opposite side near the head, while you push the hide quarter in opposuite dorection, yer leg placed in and around one of tehc ows legs, properly executed, it can be done, never killed on, pisseda couple off tho!
i work at a local fast food place. Chickfila. The people on the east coast have probaly heard of it. Once of my job duties is to dress up in a cow costume and dance on the street corner. no joke.
Isn't it a chicken place?
Or is that why the cow is happy and dancing? It gets to stay alive?
Yup. I wear a sign (while in the cow costume) that says 'eat more chicken' Its the whole save the cow idea.
I milk horses all the time though when the babies can't figure it out themselves.
you can milk horses?
It's not too easy... when we need a signifigant amount we use a breast pump. The people kind. :)
Damn i think i wanna try :P but what do you do with the milk? you can drink horse milk can you?? hmm this is getting weird
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