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bovine vs innuendo?
we are talking about actual cows, right? this isn't some weird sexual innuendo?
my mom works at a living history museum. one of the things she likes doing is milking the cows, esp in front of kids. they get such a kick out of it. so many children these days don't realize milk comes from animals! geez!
alex
"I'm never sure if I have gender dysphoria or species dysphoria. I often try to explain that I'm really a starfish trapped in a human body and I'm very new to your planet." ~ Patrick Califia
tits!
I grew up on a farm for the first 7 years of my life. we didn't have holsteins for milk production, we had Hefer's for meat production, but milking them was fun too, just squirt squirt here and there, cow tipping was fun too!
JB
Vice President and Drug Tzar of The Movement To Free Ommpa loompa Land From The Tyrannical Rule Of The Evil Capitalsitic Despot Willy Wonka And Associates
Cow tipping isn't possible!!!!!!!
I have lived on a farm for my whole 17 years of my life and it isn't possible to tip over a cow! And if you did manage to it would most definately kill it and that would be just down right mean!
Kris :)
its been done....
it can be done, we reaised hefers, you pick a small to medium sized one, while its sleeping, sneak up, have one preson push towards you from the opposite side near the head, while you push the hide quarter in opposuite dorection, yer leg placed in and around one of tehc ows legs, properly executed, it can be done, never killed on, pisseda couple off tho!
JB
Vice President and Drug Tzar of The Movement To Free Ommpa loompa Land From The Tyrannical Rule Of The Evil Capitalsitic Despot Willy Wonka And Associates
Being a cow
i work at a local fast food place. Chickfila. The people on the east coast have probaly heard of it. Once of my job duties is to dress up in a cow costume and dance on the street corner. no joke.
but...
Isn't it a chicken place?
Or is that why the cow is happy and dancing? It gets to stay alive?
Jeff
Yup. I wear a sign (while in
Yup. I wear a sign (while in the cow costume) that says 'eat more chicken' Its the whole save the cow idea.
No cows...
I milk horses all the time though when the babies can't figure it out themselves.
horses?
you can milk horses?
yup
It's not too easy... when we need a signifigant amount we use a breast pump. The people kind. :)
i want to try
Damn i think i wanna try :P but what do you do with the milk? you can drink horse milk can you?? hmm this is getting weird