So, I don't know whether you'll find this funny, or offensive. I thought it funny, so if you don't oh well. :-)
My brother is 15, and like me, he is gay. While conversing with my mother a while back about the impending war, she said that she would move Evan (my brother) to Canada if need be. After a bit of thought, she reconsidered and said that she wouldn't need to do that, if Evan would just be blatantly flaming! Needless to say we were both laughing hysterically. Evan does his best to walk with a limp wrist whenever possible now. :-)