Try to avoid putting menthylated massage lotion anywhere near your breasts. That tingly feeling you're getting is not desire, and it will not go away if you try to stop thinking about hot girls. It's the lotion, and it's only going to get worse before it gets better.

dances erratically about the room in pain/pleasure/unabated awareness of her skin

"Ow! ow! ow!"

~Linds