Hahaha! Jennifer Lopez as Tiki! BRITNEY SPEARS AS RILEY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *in stitches*

*wipes tear* Oh, that's priceless.

This idea is incredible! I love it! Bryan you are (insert loving adoring words here)!

Denzel is a little old, but I figure you look his personality more into account than his looks. Thanks anyway. :)

Now, to convince Britney and JLO that this movies helps fund "Implants for Starving Children".

Act I

Jeff is danceing in the middle of the dancefloor to Kathy B's Lets hear it for the boy. He is having a grand old time, being himself. Along comes a nice tall thin gentlemen. He introduces himself to Jeff as "M" he explains to Jeff that he is from AFrica and that his anme is unpronouncable in English. Jeff is kind of turned on by this....

Jeff and "M" get thier groove on together for the rest of the night, with the last song playing (MAdonna's what it feels like for a girl) Jeff exclaims his love for that feeling and "M" does aswell. They decided ot go home together for some hardcore shaggin, both being total bottoms agreed they would figure something out.

They get out on to the street and "M" walkjs jeff to his Car. When they reach is some leather daddies clad in leather masks jump out of a nearby van and force jeff into it. Jeff exclaims while this is going on that he loves role playing aswell.

Across the world in Cape Town South Africa. Adrian is Gettin his groove on with a new GHB friend and some tecno rave tunes. suddenly he feels odd. Its not the GHB its a feeling of emptyness, not the feeling like after being just fucked. Adrian realizes, Jeff is in trouble...

CUT TO CATCHY MADONNA THEME SONG

wow - j-lo........ dunno wot to say only...i'm disturbingly totally happy with that choice! fuk knows why but at least my str8 townie sister would approve of my punk ass for a change. :) when does everyone come into my diner? wot's my role? can't wait for the rest of the film!!!!! :)

You don't get a part in the big-ass oasisian movie and this is basically the only site you post on.
Oh well, I wouldn't want some Hollywood bitch pretending to be me anyway.

Although I think that Heather Graham will need a cut-and-dye job to play me properly. And Velma glasses. If Jules hadn't claimed Janeane Garofalo, I would've done so.

~Linds, whose mentor got new eyeglasses an awful lot like hers... I'm starting a revolution in spectacles, one dyke at a time!

Scene: Jeff is tied to a Bed. Still hopeing that this is some kinky sex play. Meanwahile the main page of Oasis has suddenly been changed to a ransom note. That reads

Minions of Oasis, I Mr. M, gives you nitce, you are to reveal the cource code for the root frames of the Oasis site, Or I will use my powers as an evil software developer to copyright you. by doing this, copyrighting your work and then as a result you. you will become my slaves of thought and mind. Give up the source code or "Momma Jeff" gets snuffed. and not in a good way like russian snuff video's that are sold on route 66 east of Houston.

Adrain also received an email from Evil M styateing the adress to send the source code to. Adrian emmediate used his IM and MSN to contact Just Bryan in Canada for an emergency confrence call of the editors of Oasis.

Just BRyan, useing his super discount on long distance calls (he works for the phone company) called everyone on a confrence call.

The editors were taken aback that Jeff was kidnapped and that Oasis was now being threatened with emminet copyright and possible demise.

There was only one thing to do. They decided to rescue Jeff. Just Bryan Stole his Hippie Uncles bus and set off on the road. Arriveing In Montreal Just Bryan, Dressed as a Lesbian, snuck into the lesbian bar to get Hol (played by Carrie-Anne Moss. Hol was shocked that JB was able to pose as a womene convinceingly. She emmediately downed her double Vodka and Lime with a lemon. and off they set to Ottawa. To retreive Jules (now played by Jenine garofolow due to contractual dispute with SJP) Jules' words would be certainly helpfull in the quest to rescue Jeff.

BEfore Hol and JB left Montreal, they stoped at club supersex and bought some sex toys, to use in thier quest. a blue ben-wah and a pleaure twig. these toys were bought new and not from the "USED DILDO"S FOR THE POOR" bin.

NEXT STOP OTTAWA!

NOTE: NO BI_SEXUALS WERE HARMED IN THE MKAING OF THIS SEGMENT