Meat: The Other Protein

9 February, 2003 - 11:30pm — Tiki

swimmy little guys - cute, aren't they?

i really always wondered if u like came a great deal, would they start swimming together and would the whole great wodge just like...end up squirming across the room if you left it long enough? made me think it has brains...which made me think it must be like eating caviar or sushi.

but pardoning me for likening it to eating fish. i only have my own frame of reference, of course... ;)

-tiki

10 February, 2003 - 12:15am — jules

on caviar and sushi

Sperm as protein.
Tastes like screen door.
Don't believe me?
18 of 21 people who have tried it thus far agree.
But maybe it's a Canadian thing.

Lick a screen near you today.

10 February, 2003 - 1:32am — hol

ROTF

I beg to differ though. I think the screen door tastes better. And I'd rather eat pork or a whole bloody cow to meet my daily protein requirements.

~hol, who would also like to add that last time she made herself this great flank steak in a balsamic vinegarette with muchrooms, she gagged with every bite. That is *how* much I am not fan of protein of the white variety, and I've sucked a lot of cock. Thirty six to be exact (and anyone who gets that reference will score big in my books tonight.)

10 February, 2003 - 1:45am — jules

i dig sushi, but

screen door is, like, the only thing I miss about being a lesbian.

I mean, giving a blow job was always so much easier than cooking the cow. And then he would spark up the barbecue while I had the cigarette.

10 February, 2003 - 2:08am — JB

36 cocks and a cigarette

well, my two favorite lesbinas have not failed. yet again, to amuse me. 36 cocks, almost caught up to me hol! keep uip the good work! and licking screen doors? YUCK. but yer right, wish i could find a gay boy who could spark up a bbq after gettin a blwojob, silly sissy boys....

10 February, 2003 - 2:30am — hol

most times a spitter

Well since I am a big fan of BBQ, I'd rather be by the outside grill anyday. However, that is not to say that I don't miss the power associated with getting my protein. So I'd have to have my steak and eat it too.

~hol, in the midst of a giggling fit induced by the memory of leading a workshop with an unnamed male friend on "10 tips to giving good head"

10 February, 2003 - 1:12pm — adrian

Ok.. now I am thoroughly confused.

Adrift in Euphemisms, or just not comprehending this thread..?

screen doors? *shakes head in confusion*

'bird of a feather clump together like semen in water .. or something'

And i really do find the term 'playing the skin flute' amusing. *G*

10 February, 2003 - 11:17pm — Leisa

I'm with you adrian

Am thoroughly baffled by this thread.

11 February, 2003 - 12:13am — marcelle42

Also confused...

and I thought I was up to date in my slang terms... can you clue us in, or does the joke then become unfunny?

Karen

11 February, 2003 - 12:18am — jules

slang

Just a bunch of writers getting carried away. Read it slowly...knowing this: The taste of sperm corresponds to the taste one would experience licking a screen door. The screen part, not the frame.

11 February, 2003 - 10:08pm — Leisa

Um

Why would anyone want to taste this?

12 February, 2003 - 2:43am — hol

which...

which one - the screen door or the mystery protein? LOL

~hol. who now also ponders why some kids dare to touch their tongue to a metal bar on a cold winder day...something tells me that's how Jules' 'screen licking' experiences came about.

12 February, 2003 - 3:08am — jules

Actually...

I was educated in December by one of my canmates.

We were all in my room talking about blowjobs and I, the lesbian, pulled out a dildo and taught the girls how to deep throat. So anyway, this other girl asked what semen tastes like. And none of us were really able to give a good description until my canmate said, "Back on the farm, my friends and I realized in ninth grade that cum tastes a lot like licking a screen door." She's very good about back on the farm references.

She never confirmed nor explained which of her friends made the discovery.

But you can be damn sure the seven of us pulled the screen off my window and sampled it.

I am guilty of licking many a steel jungle gym in the dead of winter. Because every time, I never actually thought my tongue would stay there. Actually, it's been a year or two...I'm probably due for a little skin regeneration any time.

12 February, 2003 - 3:50am — hol

ROTF

this is priceless. i need to start a collection of random Jules moments.
~hol

12 February, 2003 - 3:54am — jules

yeah...

if I'm one thing, it's definitely random.

~jules, posting because I'm wondering just how small these reply boxes can get.

12 February, 2003 - 3:58am — JB

jules=size queen

I didn't know you were a size queen jules.

12 February, 2003 - 4:22am — hol

erh...

size king....you're the queen o'size, o picky one :)
~hol

12 February, 2003 - 5:15am — jules

glass slippers

Size schmize.
I'm procrastinating.
As a geek should.
It's like the Alice in Wonderland of threads.
Smaller and smaller and smaller.
Was that drink or eat?
Dropped Children's Lit before I got to that.
Well, okay, got to that.
Was drunk at the time.
State dependent learning.
I rocked that exam's ass.
Apparently.
Then dropped the class.
Shouldn't of.
On video, a two hour lecture could be cut down to twenty minutes.
Only important stuff happened when the prof took off his glasses.
Otherwise, fast forward.
Rewind.
How big was the twinkerbell, JB?

12 February, 2003 - 5:34am — JB

How big is Big?

si je te le demandais, te coucherait tu aussi?

12 February, 2003 - 6:05am — Leisa

Grrr

I dont speak french Bryan! *does best whiney voice*

12 February, 2003 - 6:20am — jules

jamais

Sorry, Leisa.

12 February, 2003 - 6:39am — hol

Elle est tres miniscule. ~ho

Elle est tres miniscule.
~hol

12 February, 2003 - 6:46am — jules

LOL

So are these boxes.
This is a great experiment.

12 February, 2003 - 6:48am — hol

i think...

that we can't get any smaller....cause then i'll need new glasses
~hol...help me adrian....i have eye strain!

12 February, 2003 - 6:49am — JB

?

eye strain? you sure you didn't get cum in yer eye?

12 February, 2003 - 6:53am — hol

?

ROTF
~hol

12 February, 2003 - 6:59am — jules

here we go...

right back to the original topic of protein. lol.

12 February, 2003 - 7:00am — JB

.

Jus like a daisy chain

12 February, 2003 - 7:02am — jules

so small

Which is how cum is getting where it shouldn't?

12 February, 2003 - 7:03am — JB

.

Like in Hol's eye?

12 February, 2003 - 7:06am — hol

right

you caught me. there is cum in my eye...can we stop the size and amount of protein cuming in my direction now?
~hol

12 February, 2003 - 7:08am — JB

36

only you can control things. its about numbers.

12 February, 2003 - 7:09am — jules

wow

the new msn

12 February, 2003 - 7:34am — Leisa

hehe

I just want to be a part of the box experiment, i'm not all that fond of the cum discussion. ;-)

12 February, 2003 - 10:09am — jules

wait a minute

Are they getting bigger?

12 February, 2003 - 10:10am — jules

well

that's right strange.

12 February, 2003 - 10:19am — jules

it's three in the morning

maybe i'll talk to myself once an hour until i'm finished reading for this abstract. it's due in eight hours. so...in jules deadline time, about six comments to myself. and already i'm out of things to say. except maybe that my best friend is going to call with zoe stories. and those are always just fantastic fuel.

12 February, 2003 - 12:03pm — jules

five in the morning

I think it's ironic that I pulled an all nighter and then didn't do any work. I tweezed my eyebrows, made a list of potential band names, and talked to my best friend in an ex-girlfriend story marathon.

So now I'm going to pretend that I'm just waking up. Take a shower. And actually do what I was supposed to.

12 February, 2003 - 4:44pm — JB

shower

the very shower your friend was in yesterday with his old spice?

12 February, 2003 - 6:22pm — jules

um...

YES, Bryan.

12 February, 2003 - 7:25pm — hol

speaking of...

The other day I needed deodorant, cause I ran out, so I used Jason's. It was old spice.
~hol
TRANSLATIOn not needed....

12 February, 2003 - 7:08am — jules

Yes.

10 February, 2003 - 10:30am — Rebeled2k

haha.

Clerks rule! Just watched it again last night!

BTW i'm new here. Read my blog thingy to read about me if you give a damn :)

11 February, 2003 - 9:19pm — Tiki

"i'm not even supposed to BE here today!"

happy now? hehehe...

11 February, 2003 - 11:01pm — Jillie

Heterosexual head?

Oh please, stop it.
Male Sex Organ+ Females Sucking on It= The Possible Return of My Lunch

12 February, 2003 - 3:57am — jules

well...

I never have been that good at math, so....

16 February, 2003 - 9:11am — technomuse

Uhhh...

Tell me that's not referencing 'Clerks'?

16 February, 2003 - 3:17pm — linds

originally, perhaps...

but as with all other things, this thread has taken on a mind of its own. It's all JB's fault :-) (kidding -- know that I love ya, hon)

~Linds

6 March, 2003 - 10:31pm — JB

no

Nothing is ever my fault! never!

JB
Vice President and Drug Tzar of The Movement To Free Ommpa loompa Land From The Tyrannical Rule Of The Evil Capitalsitic Despot Willy Wonka And Associates

10 February, 2003 - 1:42am — jules

which reminds me

of this article once that I read in my grandfather's prevention magazine. Same article on impotence advised the importance of taking one's viagara and drinking one's shakes.

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