I like van morrison
I like people wanting to do things with me
I like it raining and everyone else being annyoed, and laughing at them for being annoyed becasue of ssuch trivial things
I like people asking me out and saying, 'i would, but i'm gay' (on the rare occasion that this happens) why don't girls ask me out though? Damn them!!
I like finding out things from other people that i don't know that well, like what it's like to work at a call centre thing or whatever JB does.
I like being small so that my eyes come up to other girls tit's, 'i would look up, but i'd get neck strain'
I like being small so i can travel on the tube anywhere for 80p.
I like being small so people let me get away with things
I like being alomost gay so people assume i am and don't mind me flirting with the guys they like
I like knowing things about people that they don't know i know eg, you have heamophellia (cus your dad who taught us told me 3 years ago before i met you and for some reason remembered this)
This list is getteng tedious,
If you have anything to add by all means add it to the on the surface happy, happy room.